Various hallways, Friday night

[lovemykilt]

You know what every school dorm building needs? A punk and a prince stumbling around the hallways, delightfully drunk, looking for people to kiss.

"Free kisses!" Priestly announced. "Ever wanted to kiss a real prince? This is your chance!" Priestly slung an arm over Edward's shoulders. Or tried. The puffy sleeves made it an interesting endeavor. "Marriage proposals need not apply!"

[ooc: yep, Priestly and Edward are drunk. And looking for girls to kiss.]

Comments

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

"I dunno, watermelon's mostly water, and we're mostly water..."

[lovemykilt]

"Well, maybe I'll have to kiss you. To make the right comparison."

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

"And what do I get out of this?"

[lovemykilt]

Priestly put a hand to his chest. "The kiss isn't enough? I'm wounded."

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

Molly grinned at the theatrics. "It depends on the quality of the kiss."

[lovemykilt]

"I assure you, the watermelon never complained."

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

"Well, with such a high recommendation, how can I refuse?"

[lovemykilt]

"It's a fabulous offer."

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

"So?"

[lovemykilt]

Right, he was supposed to be kissing her, now. He leaned forward.

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

Molly licked her lips, then leaned forward to meet him halfway.

[lovemykilt]

Aw yeah. Priestly decided that this was Edward's best idea ever.

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

She was smiling almost shyly at him as she pulled back. "Better than fruit?"

[lovemykilt]

"Absolutely."

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

"Good. I'd hate to rate worse than a watermelon. That would just be embarrassing."

[lovemykilt]

"Totally. But I wouldn't kiss and tell anyway."

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

"That's very gentlemanly of you. Hey, you guys don't have like, a quota or competition going, right?"

[lovemykilt]

"That would require planning beyond Eddie saying 'I wanna kiss girls'." Priestly shook his head. "Toooooooo much rum for that."

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

"Oh, I see," she giggled. "It's nice that you're so supportive of your friend. Taking all those kisses for the team, and all."

[lovemykilt]

"I serve," Priestly said, very seriously, while swaying slightly. "With honor."

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

"It's a noble calling," Molly nodded, still giggling. "It was my honor to be able to help you out."

[lovemykilt]

Priestly half-bowed and stumbled. "M'lady."

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

She curtsied back. Mostly. "Good sir."