Roof - Saturday Morning

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

It was way too effing early to be awake. And yet, here Chuck was, awake. Life was unfair sometimes.

Maybe if he got stoned enough he'd be able to fall asleep again. And if he didn't, well, he'd still be high anyway. That was always nice.

He looked over the edge of the roof and lamented the fact that he didn't bring any Cheetos or Lucky Charms up here with him or something. Things were going to take a turn for the suck once the munchies came on.

[Open roof is open, yes. I would like some Lucky Charms plz. ETA: Temari's thread is last omg since he leaves with her]

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[not-fangirl.livejournal.com]

"But it's nice looking," She lamented.

Oh, Temari. No, not it wasn't.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Hey, if you want to wear more fishnet then by all means, I will support this," he said. Yeah, like he'd ever want a girl not to wear that. "I'm just saying I don't think I'll be able to pull the look off."

[not-fangirl.livejournal.com]

"Men wear them all the time back home," Temari informed him. "Though they're either too ugly or look like a woman. That's why I like here. The pretty men still look like men."

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Chuck's mind was briefly assaulted by the image of men in fishnets but he quickly replaced it with images of women in fishnets and he avoided too much mental damage.

"As a pretty man here, I thank you for the compliment," he said, looking smug.

[not-fangirl.livejournal.com]

Temari wouldn't object to some of the men here in fishnet shirts...

"It's the cheekbones," She told him, reaching over to pat him on the cheek.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Chuck smirked, amused by the fact that Temari was so touchy-feely when she was high. Well, Jamie would have to thank him later, that's for sure.

"Well, I try," he told her. "You enjoying yourself?"

[not-fangirl.livejournal.com]

"I'm having a wonderful time."

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"I'm so happy to hear that," he told her. She was a lot less scary when she was stoned. That was a plus.

[not-fangirl.livejournal.com]

"Do you do this often?" Because, now she was all into the mellow. "It would help meditation. Why doesn't Cable have this available at the shop? Better than those stupid candles."

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Every couple of days. Helps me sleep," he said. Chuck giggled laughed lightly at the last part. "This is totally better than any candles. Weed should be available in every store. Every store ever."

[not-fangirl.livejournal.com]

"A weed flavoured Squishie?" She suggested. And now she was hungry. Damn it.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Oh my god, I could use a Squishie right now," Chuck said longingly.

[not-fangirl.livejournal.com]

"Or chocolate." Chocolate anything, really. "I love this place for that. It's eeeeeeverywhere."

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"There no chocolate where you're from?" he asked, idly patting down his coat pockets just in case he had a candy bar or something.

No, he didn't. Goddammit.

[not-fangirl.livejournal.com]

"Some. In the Fire Country," She replied, slumping against him sadly. "It's not in every store here."

There was a pause as she thought of something.

"If you could combine that with the weed, I would never leave here."

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Yeah..." Chuck said wistfully.

Wait for it...

Wait...

"Holy shit, you can combine them," Chuck said, his eyes lighting up. "Hash brownies."

[not-fangirl.livejournal.com]

Temari smacked him on the arm. "We need to make that. Now." She thought about it more, focusing on a bird off on the lawn. "Can you cook?"

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

If Chuck hadn't already been used to Hannibal hitting him like that, he would have been a lot more pouty over Temari smacking him in the arm. He was totally growing as a person here.

"I can't cook at all," Chuck said after a moment. Poor little rich boy. "We need to find someone that can bake."

[not-fangirl.livejournal.com]

Really now, she hadn't even hit him hard enough to bruise. Much.

"But who?" Temari wasn't good at this whole... knowing people thing.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Chuck was also lacking in people skills here.

"Uh..." he trailed off, distracted by a tree for a moment. "I don't know. There's got to be some people. Maybe, like, Francine or Brooke or something."

Chuck was pretty sure Blair could bake but somehow he didn't think she'd be willing to make them hash brownies. She wasn't that fun.

[not-fangirl.livejournal.com]

"You need to ask them to," Temari said, giving him a terribly serious look. "So we can have chocolate too."

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"I definitely should," he agreed. It was either that or learn to bake and...no, that was never happening. "This needs to happen."

[not-fangirl.livejournal.com]

"But we can't let everyone know about it. Then they'll take our brownies." And a stoned ninja may stab them.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Well, yeah, obviously. I don't go around sharing with everybody," he said. Chuck could afford it but he just wasn't that nice. "No, we'll have to keep it secret."

[not-fangirl.livejournal.com]

"Which is why I like you," Temari said loftily. "You're an asshole."