Computer lab, after the girlkissy party

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

On his way back to the Super Bowl party from the girlkissy party, Sokka swung by the computer lab. A few minutes with a movie-editing program, and voila! Email.

To: Reno
From: The Man <sokka@fandomhigh.edu>
Subject: NYAH NYAH

Hey, stud, guess what YOU missed? If you're good, you can have the whole thing when you get home.

[Attachment: An mpg consisting of three seconds each of Rikku kissing several different girls, all spliced together.]

Comments

[raspberryturk]

To: Boom
From: The Turk Yo <reno@fandomhigh.edu>
Subject: Re: NYAH NYAH

im sittin on the back of a giant blak chiken and i have a bludy nose an i hate you SO MUCH rite now boom

the rest. now. or i beet u 2 the floor 2morrow when i get bak to fandom

> Hey, stud, guess what YOU missed? If you're good, you can have the whole thing when you get home.

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

To: The Turk Yo-Yo <reno@fandomhigh.edu>
From: The Man <sokka@fandomhigh.edu>
Subject: Re: NYAH NYAH

1) You can't spell worth CRAP.
2) Since when do you have ostrich-horses?
3) I dunno if I should. I Rikku wanted to give it to you herself.

[raspberryturk]

To: Dead Meat <sokka@fandomhigh.edu>
From: The Turk Yo<reno@fandomhigh.edu>
Subject: Re: NYAH NYAH

1- stfu noob
2- their called chocobos. ostrichs look dumer
3- u may live to see tusday. carry on.

> 1) You can't spell worth CRAP.
> 2) Since when do you have ostrich-horses?
> 3) I dunno if I should. I Rikku wanted to give it to you herself.

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

To: The Turk Yogurt <reno@fandomhigh.edu>
From: The Man <sokka@fandomhigh.edu>
Subject: Re: NYAH NYAH

1) Well, asdf kj3elwe akj to you!
2) I said ostrich-HORSE, not ostrich. I thought chocobos were a Rikku's-world thing?
3) I will, my wayward son. There'll be peace when I am done. Lay your weary head to rest and don't you cry no more.

[Attachment: Several minutes of Dojima and Jamie's ninja (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhighdorms/1558629.html?thread=128197989#t128197989) going at it.]

[raspberryturk]

To: Sonofabandersnatch <sokka@fandomhigh.edu>
From: The Turk Yo <reno@fandomhigh.edu>
Subject: Re: NYAH NYAH

1- i would return that smash thing but its hard on a fone
2- their a rikkus world thng and a my world thin 2. Y wood it be just her wrld?
3- .... plz tell me u got teh hole party on vid???

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

To: The Turkoy <reno@fandomhigh.edu>
From: The Man <sokka@fandomhigh.edu>
Subject: Re: NYAH NYAH

1) Email on a phone? So... you're phemail?
2) Because yours and mine and Rikku's worlds AREN'T alternate universe versions of Fandom, like most of the peoples'. I didn't think those crossed over at all!
3) Dude. This is ME, here. I made sure to get close-ups of Rikku, because she asked me to film it for you, but of COURSE I got the whole thing. Who's da man?

[raspberryturk]

To: Chocobokka <sokka@fandomhigh.edu>
From: The Turk Yo <reno@fandomhigh.edu>
Subject: Re: NYAH NYAH

1- ... i woudnt mind that. i was th hottest lesbian evr last tiem i wuz a grl.
2- fandoms full of supprises man. rikkus world uses gil lik mine 2. u alredy saw me with gil yo
3- U DA MAN BOOM