4th Floor Common - Monday Afternoon

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The one good thing about living here and not back at home was that Emmett could watch Maury and Springer without being interrupted by anything annoying. Usually he got lectures from Edward about how those shows were trash or sometimes Alice would tell him who was the real babydaddy was before the reveal actually happened. God, that was annoying. But not here. Here he could relax against the couch, feet propped up on the coffee table and with a bottle of warmed up TruBlood (with the label was scratched off) in his hand and watch his trashy shows without too much unnecessary noise.

By the way, him yelling at the TV was totally the necessary kind of noise.

"Oh man! Oh man! He was the father!" Emmett yelled at the TV. "You're screwed, dude, you're screwed. That babymomma is gonna take you for all you're worth. Say goodbye to your trailer, sir!"

[The common room is open, of course]