Around the dorms - Thursday Evening

[yourwhiteknight.livejournal.com]

You would think by now Harvey and Temari would have learned to stay the hell away from each other. Bad, embarrassing things tended to happen whenever they were in the same vicinity. Like today, for instance, when both just so happened to pass each other in the hallway and ended up getting bitten by a gremlin.

Now they thought they were unicorns. Two very, very annoying unicorns who were on their way to--

"Caaaaaaandy Mountaaaaaaaaaain! Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain!"

Yes. Candy Mountain.

[Open! Yes, Harvey and Temari think they are going to Candy Mountain. If you choose to go with them on their adventuuuuuuuuure you might end up getting thrown into the pool. Just saying]

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[finding-x-dream.livejournal.com]

"I'm afraid I can't," Agnes told them again. "Which is a shame, because I'm sure it would have been SUCH fun. You should hurry, so you don't get there late."

[yourwhiteknight.livejournal.com]

"Chaaaaaaarliiiiieeeeeee!" Yes, saying it often helped. "Come with us! Caaaaaandyyyyyyyy!"

[not-fangirl.livejournal.com]

Repeating it helped even more.

"CHAAAAAAAAARRRRRLIIIIIIEEEE!"

Especially if you shouted.

[finding-x-dream.livejournal.com]

Agnes shrugged. "Well, if it's not too far, I suppose..."

Oh. Oh, no. This way lay madness.

[yourwhiteknight.livejournal.com]

"Yaaaaaaaaay! Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain!" Harvey started bouncing down the hallway, leading the way to Candy Mountain...

...or the pool. Whichever.

[not-fangirl.livejournal.com]

Now they needed to sing to express this joy. "La la! La la la! LA LA!"

[finding-x-dream.livejournal.com]

FINE. If she was going to go along with this -- and she still wasn't sure WHY she was -- she might as well sing. "La, la, la! La, la, la!"

It should go without saying that she sang MUCH better than them.

[yourwhiteknight.livejournal.com]

"Chaaaarliiiieee's singing!" Harvey said excitedly. That was weird. But it was fun!

[not-fangirl.livejournal.com]

"YAAAAAY!"

...this was really weird, yes.

[finding-x-dream.livejournal.com]

"We're going to Candy Mountain, we're going to Candy Mountain!" Agnes sung. "Tra la la la LA la, we're going to Candy Mountain!"

She... had nothing better to do, she supposed. Whatever they thought was Candy Mountain wouldn't be too bad.

[yourwhiteknight.livejournal.com]

Harvey pointed down the hall where there was...a broom.

"Look, Chaaaaaaarliiiieeeee! A magical leopluradon!"

[not-fangirl.livejournal.com]

"It will show us the waaaaaay, Charliiiieee! Show us the way to Candy Mountain!" Temari added. because that wasn't clear enough.

[finding-x-dream.livejournal.com]

That's not a leopluradon, that's a BROOM.

The words WANTED to come out. They did. But Agnes choked them down. "Oh, great and wonderful Leopluradon, show us the way!" she besought. Hey, Harvey and Temari were having fun.

[yourwhiteknight.livejournal.com]

Harvey stared at the broom because CLEARLY it was saying something right now.

"He has shown us the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" Harvey said excitedly.

Of course he did.

[not-fangirl.livejournal.com]

"He has shown is the waaaaaaay!" Temari echoed, bounding for the stairs. The magical staaaaairs.

[finding-x-dream.livejournal.com]

"The way to Candy Mountain is down?" Agnes had to ask. "Shouldn't mountains be UP?"

[yourwhiteknight.livejournal.com]

Bah, logic!

"The Leopluradon has shown us the waaaaaaaaaaay!" Harvey repeated. When you repeat something that means it's true and not to be argued with, dammit. "Come on, Chaaaaaaaarliiiiiiieeeeee!"

[not-fangirl.livejournal.com]

"Come on the briiiiidge, Chaaaaarliiiiieeeee!" ...The stairs. She meant the stairs.

[finding-x-dream.livejournal.com]

Stairs. You mean STAIRS.

"Oh, yes, it's a rather NICE bridge, isn't it?" she replied. "And Candy Mountain is down the st-- across the bridge?"

[yourwhiteknight.livejournal.com]

"Yeeeeeeesssssssss Chaaaaarliiiiieeeeee!" Harvey said. "Over the bridge lies Candy Mountain!"

Or the pool. Whichever.

[not-fangirl.livejournal.com]

"It's the Candy Cave!" Temari shouted gleefully. "The Caaaaaaaandy Caaaaaaave."

[finding-x-dream.livejournal.com]

"The Candy CAVE Mountain. Okay, I think I get it now. Oh, yes, let's go to Candy Cave Mountain!!!"

[yourwhiteknight.livejournal.com]

"You have to go into the cave Chaaaaaarliiiiiieeeee," Harvey said, nodding his head towards the pool. "Inside lays sugary wonders!"

Or a pool.