The Deck, Saturday Late Afternoon

[bitchprince]

Last night had been distinctly odd, but how it ended had taken some of the edge off, at least. If Arthur didn't know better, he'd almost even be able to convince himself the day was going to be sort of all right. Or, at least, not completely insane.

Instead, he was going to take a seat on the deck with a bowl of fruit and some bread for a late breakfast. Uther Pendragon taught great lessons about paranoia.

He was just going to be pleased that at least he hadn't wound up sleeping in the preserve last night.

[[ open, especially to any blonde spawn that might want to assault him ]]

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[tinyblondedeath.livejournal.com]

"YOU CAN'T ORDER ME AROUND," Morgana snapped, stomping her foot at him.

[newlances.livejournal.com]

"I'M THE OLDEST!" And God help everyone if that changed any time soon. "CAN TOO!"

[tinyblondedeath.livejournal.com]

"WHO CARES IF YOU'RE OLDER?" Morgana was going to make herself hoarse if she kept growl-yelling like that, but apparently she wanted it that way. "JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A BIG DUMB BOY DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"

[newlances.livejournal.com]

"LOUD LOUD LOUD GIRL SHUT UP!" Gawain shouted back, stomping a foot. "You big baby!"

[tinyblondedeath.livejournal.com]

"I'MMA RIP YOUR FACE OFF!" Morgana howled. "YOU DON'T GET TO CALL ME A GIRL LIKE IT'S AN INSULT, YOU BIG DUMB BOY!"

[newlances.livejournal.com]

"I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR FACE IN!" Gawain howled back, though he totally wasn't, 'cause he wasn't allowed to hit girls. "I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT TOO! STUPID LOUD ... PERSON!"

[tinyblondedeath.livejournal.com]

"GO AHEAD AN' TRY," Morgana snapped, the fingers of her right hand curling in Katchoo's sarcastic 'bring it' gesture. "OR ARE YOU TOO AFRAID TO HIT GIRLS? 'CAUSE MOM SAYS THAT'S SEXIST CRAP."

Mom apparently had zero compunction about watching her language around the kids.

[newlances.livejournal.com]

Gawain snorted, unwillingly impressed at how loud this tiny person was and for how long. "No. Just not people SO MUCH LITTLER THAN ME, doofus-face."

[tinyblondedeath.livejournal.com]

"I'M NOT LITTLE!" Morgana howled, flailing her arms like someone was holding her back. (It was entirely possible that this had happened so often she just assumed she was being held back.)

[newlances.livejournal.com]

"Ooooo. Someone's sensitive," Gawain teased, delighted. "You're half my size! TODDLER SIZE!"

[tinyblondedeath.livejournal.com]

"I DON'T TODDLE AND I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR SHINS!" screeched Morgana.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Can't turn my back on you for five seconds," Dinah grumbled, coming over to glare at Gawain. "Do I really have to ask?"

[newlances.livejournal.com]

Gawain went for bravado. "You're not really my mum. She's back in New Gotham." Then he turned to Morgana and howled. "YOU JUST TRY IT, BOOSTER SEAT!"

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"I am for right now," Dinah said back to him. "And I swear I'll put you in Time Out forever if you don't walk away this second." She looked at Morgana, and almost shuddered. "And she's little enough to still be bitey, you know that."

[tinyblondedeath.livejournal.com]

"I'LL GIVE YOU A BOOSTER SEAT UP THE &*@()@#$!@#, YOU JERK!" Morgana bellowed.

The language ought to be a clue.

[newlances.livejournal.com]

Gawain started laughing as his Mom boggled. "Youuuu said a bad, bad word. Oh, you're in trouble now."

Although his mom was muttering, "I kinda doubt it..."

[tinyblondedeath.livejournal.com]

Bah, grownups around. Morgana glared, but didn't make any threatening gestures. "I can say a LOT MORE'N THAT."