Rec Room - Early Monday Afternoon

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

What's worse than Chuck Bass? Five of his children in one room together. It was like a congealed ball of concentrated evil. It was surprising that there wasn't any ambient fog or evil music playing or anything to signal what was in the rec room. Well there was music playing, but that was more Mary's doing than actual evil.

There wasn't evil plotting or maniacal laughter going on at the moment. They were just doing what you expected most Bass children did with their free time.

Mostly it consisted of fighting with each other and eating cookies.

[Yep, all 5 of them are in there. For myself, parents of the evil kids, other kids, other adults, whoever wants to talk to the little brats. And this is the most childlike icon I have so shut up]

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[heir-to-secret.livejournal.com]

"Then, your rules are dumb too," Hamilton told her haughtily. "Sorry."

The 'sorry' made it better or something.

[weebasstards.livejournal.com]

"I'm going to clock this kid upside the head," Chiyo announced. Her mom said she could hit annoying people and, damn, this kid was annoying.

[heir-to-secret.livejournal.com]

"Violence isn't always the answer and anyone who says so is obviously overcompensating for something they don't have."

Ah, the words of her mother mashed with the words of her father.

[weebasstards.livejournal.com]

"My mom's a ninja," Chiyo bragged. "It's her job to kick ass and she taught me how to do it."

[heir-to-secret.livejournal.com]

"My mom used to be a Force Captain!" Hamilton said, holding up a fist. "She could kick ANYONE'S ass including your mom."

[weebasstards.livejournal.com]

"NUH-UH! My mom could totally kick your mom's ass," Chiyo argued.

"And if she can't, Mary's dad can," Brownie interjected. "He's a WINCHESTER!"

"And a douche!" Nate added.

[heir-to-secret.livejournal.com]

"Douche!" Hamilton said, picking up a new word. "Douche douche douche douche!"

And, of course, Madison joined in. "Douche douche douche! Mary's dad's a douche!"

[weechesters.livejournal.com]

Mary bitchfaced at everyone in the room. This was why she was glad to be an only child most of the time.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"Wow, that's...wow." Hannibal blinked. "I can see your freaking fathers in that face."

"She looks constipated, Daddy!" Hamilton said, tugging at his shirt.

[weebasstards.livejournal.com]

"They make chocolate laxatives," Brownie told everyone suddenly. What? That's where her mind went when someone said constipation.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"...how do you know that?" Hannibal had to ask. HAD TO.

[weebasstards.livejournal.com]

"Mommy had some in the medicine cabinet," Brownie said. "She told me I'm not supposed to eat them even though it says chocolate on it."

It was tempting though.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"Which one of you needs those?" Hannibal wondered. "Your mom takes them?"

[weebasstards.livejournal.com]

"...Mommy does like chocolate a lot," Brownie mused. "But Aunt Katchoo gets angry a lot so maybe she needs 'em to relax."

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"Have you ever asked Aunt Katchoo?" Hannibal asked. He didn't know Katchoo. He still thought it'd be funny. "Ask her if she takes laxatives to relax."

[weebasstards.livejournal.com]

"Don't do it, Brownie. Katchoo will get pissed," Chiyo said, coming to the defense of her sometimes dense sister. "He's just trying to get you into trouble."

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"I am not!" Chiyo was a little bitch, Hannibal decided. "I was curious!"

[weebasstards.livejournal.com]

Brownie gasped. "Why would you try to get me into trouble?! I don't even know you!"

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

"You're not the least bit curious about who uses those laxatives?" Hannibal asked.

[weebasstards.livejournal.com]

"Daddy says we shouldn't ask too many questions about things," Brownie said. Of course that was mostly referring to the strange people in his bedroom or the grass in plastic bags.

[heir-to-secret.livejournal.com]

"Momma says ask questions all time!" Madison said. "It helps you learn!"

[weebasstards.livejournal.com]

"You shouldn't ask stupid questions," Serena said. Her mother taught her that. "They're annoying, especially when Daddy has a hangover."

[heir-to-secret.livejournal.com]

"Only wimps get hangovers," Hamilton said. "And winos."

[weebasstards.livejournal.com]

"My dad is not a wimp!" Serena argued. "He could buy and sell you!"

[heir-to-secret.livejournal.com]

"Fat chance!" Hamilton said, scoffing. "We gots two castles! Don't need your money!"