Outside the Dorms, Friday Night - Scantily Clad, Covered in Goo, and Wet

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Alice was now covered in raw sewage as well as gooey alligator bits. Zack had mentioned that it was probably a bad idea to go back into the dorms dripping these sorts of things, and Zack happened to be right.

Which was why Alice was standing out on the lawns of the dorms, with a hose, and with most of her clothing in a pile near it. Look, she was still wearing her unmentionables. It wasn't as though she was nude.

There was even a cheery sign:

UN-STINK YOURSELF BEFORE RETURNING TO THE DORMS

(OPEN! For anyone who is covered in sewage, or alligator bits, or who just wants to get half-naked and wet. Show off those hot icons, people!)

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[puppy_fair]

Oh, hey! This was actually a really good idea. There was less bouncing to be had at the moment, since the entire day was spent in every thread ever omg running around and hacking at things. But it was a good idea, anyhow.

Zack had to sympathize with the poor janitorial staff of the dorms, after days like today. And that was why he was... Well...

First and foremost, he was going to blush. A lot. She was in her underwear, okay?

"Any chance we can get some of this crud out of my uniform, before I start peeling off the layers?"

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"Certainly," Alice said, aiming the hose at him. Strangely, she wasn't too embarrassed to be half-naked in public. Fandom had possibly shaken bits of the Victorian out of her, at least, whenever it went up against her more pragmatic side. She wore bathing suits that were this revealing, after all. "Careful, it's very cold. I don't seem to be able to change the temperature."

[puppy_fair]

"I can deal with the cold," Zack assured her, trying to rub at his clothing with his hands where the water hit him. "That's not even a problem. Thanks for the heads-up, though!"

Scrub, scrub, scrub. Oh, man. His uniform was gross.

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"It might be easier with fewer layers," Alice noted pragmatically. "I could turn my back if you're modest. I was modest, but Fandom seems to have done a great deal to my sense of propriety."

[puppy_fair]

"I have a lot of layers to go through," came the reply, and the SOLDIER boy in the purple uniform sighed as he frowned down at himself. "I guess taking off a few wouldn't hurt anything, right?"

First to go? Those belts of his. He had three. They probably weren't helping the cleaning progress much, here. The suspenders and the pauldrons could go, too. See? Already, he was wearing less.

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"Very nice," Alice said appreciatively, and her cheeks turned pink. "I meant, the ... helpful. It should be helpful, with the cleaning process."

She hadn't processed until that moment that cleaning-up would involve barely-clothed boys, and was torn between finding that to be a very good thing, indeed, and wanting to flee.

[puppy_fair]

Zack already had his shirt halfway over his head by the time she had started talking, and so he missed the appreciation in a muffle of purple wool.

"Oh, it probably will be helpful," Zack agreed, depositing his shirt on the ground with the rest of his equipment. "I mean, I just have to ball up the clothes and throw them straight in the wash, this way. Right?"

Somehow, the fact that he was half-naked and being sprayed off with a hose by a girl in her skivvies was almost entirely lost upon him now, too.

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"Right," Alice said, feeling slightly faint. It would be improper for her to note that he was pleasant-looking, when undressed, but she would have o be dead not to notice. "With the bleach, if you don't mind the splotches. And then burn them if they're still gory after that."