http://notasuiciderisk.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] notasuiciderisk.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2009-06-03 12:00 pm

The Salle, Wednesday, Mid-Day

Eric was frustrated.

No, contrary to what one might expect, that frustration didn't have anything to do with any particular flowers or scents around the island. In fact, the frustration had everything to do with his complete and utter inability to use a sword.

He glared at the practice sword in his hand -- one of the lightest ones available, in fact -- and almost began swearing at it before he sighed, collected himself, and began once again his unpracticed swings at the practice dummy.

Goddammit, he was going to learn how to use a sword, if only for his Rangering workshop.

[Expecting one in particular, but open salle is open!]

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-06-03 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur was about to walk in and do some practice and ignore whoever else was there, as per usual, but at the sight of... that.

God, he wanted to wince for that poor sword. Even with the relaxation of the morning, it was just. Bad.

"What," he said, "Do you think you're doing with that? It's not a bloody flail."

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-06-03 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
One of these days, Arthur was going to stop wandering straight into these situations. Right now, though, it seemed more like a public service than anything else. To the sword.

That poor, poor sword.

With a grunt, he stalked on over. "Just because I can't bear to watch it," he informed the boy. "You're holding it wrong."

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-06-03 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
As long as he wasn't trying to slice the thing into a million cubes, they were doing all right. "Loosen up your wrists," he said, reaching for Eric's in hopes of twisting it roughly in the right direction.

Worse than a page. At least as long as he was behaving as an instructor, he didn't have to be exasperated about it yet.

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-06-03 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"Don't worry," Arthur said, at a dry deadpan, and let go. "You're not. Just try not to look too ridiculous while you're doing that, or give up."

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-06-03 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
If Arthur was the type, he might almost swoon at that kind of narrative. Since he really, really wasn't, he just took a step back. "Footwork," he said, sounding almost caught by surprise.

Someone had actually housetrained this one. "Steadier. Right now you look like you'll get fly out in a breeze or something." He demonstrated.

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-06-03 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Let's focus on making sure you can hold your sword before we move on to anything more daunting, shall we?" Arthur asked. "Right your shoulders. Get a feel for where you're gripping the weapon."

The innuendo, as per usual, sailed right past. Not so much because he didn't realise it was there, but because there were more important things to deal with.

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-06-03 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"You didn't even take the time to try them out?" Arthur asked him, incredulously. "If it doesn't work, put it away and get one with the right weight for you. It won't do anyone any good if your arms fall off."

It would be nice and refreshing to return to Camelot where he didn't have to bother teaching every member of the populace how to hold a sword. Very nice. Brilliant, even.

He could use some water.

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-06-03 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"So I've heard." Arthur lifted his chin up at the practice swords up ahead. "Go back, try a few in that stance I just showed you, and don't bother trying until you find something that feels right." Novices.

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-06-03 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Meanwhile, Arthur was starting to wonder if there weren't some windows that could be opened to air things out; after the morning he'd had, his mind was only just starting to cloud again. He rubbed a hand against the side of his head and cast it aside.

"Let's see if you can actually manage to swing it properly, then," he said, and almost carelessly yanked another training sword out of the set-up.

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-06-03 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Keep doing it," Arthur advised, "I'll tell you when to stop."

He leaned back slightly to keep his eyes on what Eric was doing - but that wasn't easy in its own right. "What's your name?"

Oh, right, details.

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-06-03 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Eric. All right," Arthur said, in what could almost be termed jovial if there wasn't a firm shot of sarcasm in it, "Now you might actually not take your toes off."

He gave his own practice sword a twirl. "I don't have the time to bother training you properly right now," he said, idly, "But let's see if you can keep a drill."

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-06-03 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"One strike does not make a drill," he said, his listen to me, I know what I'm doing, you maggot voice firmly in place as Arthur took his own position and slowly - slowly - worked his way through the base drill he'd tried to teach Fiona the other day.

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-06-03 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Just this once," Arthur sighed.

Because it was totally such a hardship to get to show off. He shifted back into the drill with fluid ease, like he'd been born to do it.

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-06-03 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm sure you will," Arthur told him. That was encouraging. Really.

Mollified at the fact that his favourite weapon would go undefiled for yet another few minutes, at least, Arthur pulled away from the scene to return to his own drills.

They were far more complex. There were a few more twirls thrown in for good measure. They did not seem thrown in.

Arthur was just a natural showoff.