fandomhighdorms | The Deck, Thursday Afternoon

Don't ask where Gabrielle got the pink heart-shaped sunglasses, or the lollipop; furthermore, don't ask how she knew how to make a pina colada or even knew what one was. She certainly didn't seem to think there was anything out of the ordinary about any of these things, or about the outfit she was wearing.

Did it matter? She was stretched out on a lounge chair on the deck, doing things to that lollipop that would barely squeak by Standards and Practices for a syndicated show as she lazily dangled the pina colada from her other hand.

She couldn't help feeling like this deck would be just that much better if it had a hot tub.

. . . yes, she knew what those were too. Again, just don't ask.

[OOC: Open like a deck! This is the only way "Married With Fishsticks" will ever exist in my world. WTF, season 5, WTF.]