Third Floor Common Room, Friday Evening

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Agnes didn't really consider herself much good in the kitchen. On the other hand, she was from Lancre, and female, so she was WAY more than adequate. Tonight, for whatever reason, she was puttering around in the kitchenette with a cookbook propped open on the counter and humming to herself.


Of course, the cookbook in question was her newly-purchased copy of The Joye of Snacks, the melody she was humming was something hypnotically alluring with toe-tingling purrs in it, and the recipe she was whipping up was number 53, Chocolate Delight with Special Secret Sauce. Sure, she couldn't make it like Nanny Ogg could, but it was a dessert that on its own could cause the kind of behavior the island was experiencing this week. Adding the two TOGETHER, who knew what could happen?

This is wrong. This is wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG and you should stop it RIGHT NOW.

Agnes had stopped caring.

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Diana felt like her skin was stretched on too thin and worse, was bored, so she was prowling the common room's, looking for something to do. "I love this school." She said when she smelled the third floor.

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"I love everything," Agnes replied with an uncharacteristically broad smile. She dipped a finger in the Special Secret Sauce and sucked on it suggestively thoughtfully. "Do you think it needs more cardamom?" she asked, beckoning Diana over.

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Diana slightly lost track of what was being said there and simply walked over. "Eh?"

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"Cardamom," Agnes breathed. She shook her head, trying to clear it, and then dipped her finger in the sauce again and held it out for Diana to taste. "Is there enough? I don't think it's come out quite right."

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It was bad good bad something thing that Samuel was not there at the moment because Diana actually did try the sauce right off of Agnes's finger. "It's perfect."

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Agnes whimpered just a little, and shivered despite the heat. She wasn't sure what was going on, but it had hit her all of a sudden and wasn't going away. "There's more," she told Diana. "And better. That's just the sauce."

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Welcome to Diana's world. She was somewhere between confused and very, very not confused. "Chocolate can get better?"

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Agnes turned away, grateful to be able to bustle at the kitchen again, at least for the moment. She pulled out the chocolate delights and carefully scooped one onto a plate, drizzled the sauce all over it, and then held out the plate to Diana. She was 100% sure that Diana was NOT, in fact, the most attractive boy in the world, and yet that's what she was feeling like. A plate between them should hopefully give her time to figure out what she wanted.

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Diana was also 100% sure that she was not the most attractive boy in the world but she reached for the plate anyway, letting their fingers brush in the process.

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Agnes shuddered again, and quickly got ready a plate for herself and started eating it. Which, all things considered, was probably a bad idea.

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Judging by the noise of appreciation Diana made at the chocolate? Yes, it was probably not the best idea.

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"You like it?" Agnes purred. Because the dessert was exquisite, and so was Diana.

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Diana's brain instantly went to some of the cheesiest lines known to mankind and she firmly moved it away. "Perfection." It was hard to tell if she was talking about the dessert or Agnes.

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Agnes stepped closer. "It's not, but it's close," she admitted. "You... did you... are you...?" She wasn't entirely sure what she was asking.

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Diana wiped a stray drop of chocolate off of her lip with the tip of her tongue. "Yes." She said, not quite sure which question she was answering, but pretty sure of her answer.

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Agnes watched Diana's tongue very closely, and then leaned in with her own tongue to try and catch any drops that had been missed.

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Any questions and doubts that had been at the back of Diana's mind about her sexuality vanished pretty much completely at that point and she leaned to turn the lip cleaning into a kiss.

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And Agnes deepened the kiss, not really thinking or caring about anything beyond the present moment. Later on, she'd start having questions and doubts about her sexuality that hadn't been there before.

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As one teenager's sexual questioning moved on to the other, the universe fell back into balance. But at this specific moment, Diana really, really didn't care.