The roof - Tuesday after classes

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Chuck had found himself painfully bored after class. After finding out that no matter how much you pray to the TV gods nothing good will ever be on TV on a Tuesday afternoon, he headed up to the roof to smoke. That always helped with boredom.

He had brought a book with him (yes, he could read for fun) but after the weed kicked in he found that sitting on the edge of the roof and blowing smoke rings into the air to be much more entertaining.

[The roof is open omg]

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"Man, you are like a caricature of all the rich people I've seen on television right now," Hannibal observed after making his way onto the roof.

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"Oh yeah? How's that?" Chuck asked.

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"You're blowing smoke rings while overlooking a pretty decent view and probably contemplating what you're going to buy next," he said. The last part was a guess but it wasn't a bad guess, he though.

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"You're two for three. We rich people tend to see something and then buy it right away," Chuck joked. "Very little thought process is involved."

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"And what's next on the Bass to buy list?" he asked, wandering to the edge and peering over.

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"I don't have my eye on anything right now," Chuck said. "Aside from the weekly shipments of weed and liquor, of course."

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"Of course," he said and snickered. "I'd probably give you what I have in my wallet right now for some liquor."

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"I don't have much use for an old condom and a coupon from Subway," Chuck said.

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"Fuck you," Hannibal said easily. "There's money in my wallet. Also, don't knock Subway."

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"I've never been there before so I'll just take your word for it." Not surprising. He had never been to a Burger King before either.

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"Missing out," Hannibal said, shrugging. "Food's not bad. And I don't think it'd taint your distinguished tastebuds."

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"It's not like I've been purposely avoiding the Subway," Chuck said. "It's just back home I've got a five star restaurant in my home and they'll make whatever I want, whenever I want."

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"Is the cook's named Jeeves?" Hannibal asked. "Because, if it is, that caricature's getting even more accurate."

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"As far as I know, none of the wait staff is named Jeeves," Chuck said, snickering. "Most of them are from Spanish speaking countries. Except for my nannies. They were Italian. And French...and I think one was Swedish."

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"And I'm sure you knew them pretty well once you knew how to handle a woman," Hannibal remarked.

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"Please, I was born with that knowledge," Chuck said with a wave of his hand.

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"Speaking of," Hannibal said because Sam was a total girl in his head sometimes, "how'd the kilt go over?"

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"Were you aware that Sam had a kilt kink when you gave me that little assignment or am I just extremely lucky?" Chuck asked.

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"I've never discussed Sam's kilt kinks with him," Hannibal said, already amused. "He's got a kilt kink?"

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"He practically came in his pants in the middle of class," Chuck said.

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"Oh, wow." Dammit, why hadn't he been there to see that? "See, was I right? You pulled off a kilt and had Sam Winchester nearly on his knees."

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"You were right. But that doesn't mean I'm going to make it a habit," he said. "I think it's too much for everyone to handle."

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"Hearing I was right is enough for me," he said, giving a little bow. "If you remember me for one thing, remember that I was the catalyst for making Sam look at you like that."

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"Don't let it go to your head," Chuck said, smirking. "I was bound to stumble upon one of his kinks one way or another."

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"I'm just glad it worked out," he said and shrugged. "And that no one got frightened by your pasty white legs."