Main Campfire, Monday Evening

[longislandiceme]

"No, Kate, you can't have a s'more," Bobby said sternly to the cat who was currently nosing around the s'more ingredients he'd set up. "Because s'mores aren't for cats, that's why."

No, he couldn't actually understand cat. He's just Bobby, and physically incapable of shutting up for more than a few minutes at a time.

[ooc: open! location moved 'cos I'm a dolt who didn't notice there was already an evening post set at Ninth Hell. not deleting this time, I promise.]

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[thatsamilkshake]

"You'll regret it when you try to clean marshmallow out of your fur, you know," Francine said to the cat who was Kate.

[longislandiceme]

"I'm not helping with that," Bobby told Kate. "I mean, yeah. Roommates look after each other but that's a bit further than I'm willing to go. Just so you know."

"Well I guess now that she's adequately warned we've done our part," Bobby said with a shrug.

[thatsamilkshake]

Francine sighed. "I'll help you with the marshmallow if you need it," she told Kate-cat, shaking her head.

[longislandiceme]

"Oh, nice," Bobby complained. "Way to make me look bad!"

[thatsamilkshake]

Francine laughed. "It's a girl thing. Nobody wants marshmallow in their hair."

[longislandiceme]

"Not unless they're that monster thing from that one 80s movie," Bobby pointed out.

[thatsamilkshake]

"The one that was made of marshmallow? I don't think it had any hair. Just a giant sailor hat."

[longislandiceme]

"It could've been having a bad hair day," Bobby insisted. "Hence, hat."

[thatsamilkshake]

Francine snickered. "I think it was bald. Hence, hat."

[longislandiceme]

"Still doesn't disprove the wanting marshmallow in its hair theory," Bobby pointed out. "Cause if it was ashamed of its non-hair-having status, it probably wouldn't have minded marshmallow hair, because at least then it'd *have* hair." Bobby's logic wasn't always normal people's logic, okay?

[thatsamilkshake]

"But then the marshmallow would be its hair. That's different anyway. Nobody minds having hair in their hair."

[longislandiceme]

"You're getting logic in my train of thought," Bobby complained.

[thatsamilkshake]

"I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me! I don't usually do that." Not a lie.