The Roof, Monday Evening, September 14

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Jennifer, or rather The She-Hulk, stood on the edge of the roof, aiming her squirt gun over at the various evil BLUs (Feegles, not that she knew that) down below. Occasionally she fired off a shot, a blob of water hitting... nowhere near the tiny tiny targets below.

That did not stop her from going "Boom, headshot!" every so often as well.

[ooc: I... yeah, I'm crazy. Very Open.]

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"Got an extra?" Jack asked, spying her shooting over the edge. "Those blue things, right?"

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"I'm a professional," Jen said, looking over her shoulder. "You don't lend out your guns, mate. That's suicide."

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"I'm an amateur. Unless you've got one to spare, I can get my slingshot..." He was hopeful.

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"Slingshot?" Jen said, before chuckling. "Might as well jump down there with an 'I'm ready to die' sign on your back. You don't know the first thing about this conflict, do ya?"

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"They.Took.My.Magazines," he said. "What else is there to know?"

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"Your magazines?" Jen said, continuing her bad Australian accent. "Well boo hoo. I bet they took your precious sandwich, too."

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"You know, they might have," Jack said. He'd actually eaten it and forgot about it. "Dammit, they stole my sandwich!"

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"Well then, are you just going to stand there and take it, or are you going to go get your precious Sasha and go after them?" Jen said.

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"I'll be right back," Jack said, nearly flying off the roof with his haste.

Moments later, he returned with the slingshot and a bag ofjawbreakers and his best "I mean business" face.

"I'm ready."

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"Well then, don't stand there yakkin' all day. Go down there and draw them out! That's what you're good for!" Jen said.

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"Yeaaaah!" Jack crowed, loading the slingshot and firing over the roof.

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Jennifer shook her head. "Maniacs. And my dad thinks I'm crazed."

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"I'm starting to think that we're all a bit crazy here," he said, firing off another round. "Dangit, missed!"

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"It's like they've been recruiting extra hard," Jen said, firing her squirt gun again. "Plenty of the little buggers."

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"WHy do they still keep coming!" he asked, reloading and firing.

Oooh, that one had to hurt.

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"I think they've spotted us," Jen said. The irony being that she'd been firing harmless water. Jack was the one actually trying to hurt the things.

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"Oh, no, what'll we do?" Jack asked. The jawbreaker bag was simply closer than the marshmallow bag.

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"Well you hold 'em off," Jen said. "I'm a sniper, This is the point where I find a new vantage point. I salute your sacrifice."

And she took off for the stairs.

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"Okay! Send in the reserves!" he said, believing that she was trying to help, not just abandoning him to the wolves (who were small and blue)