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Overnight, pieces of butcher block paper with Things Every Girl at Fandom Should Know and Things Every Guy at Fandom Should Know written across the top had appeared inside every boys and girls room on every single floor of the dorms. Who put them there? Well, that'd remain a mystery for now.

Several pens and markers lay nearby the pieces of paper, giving everyone the means to mark up all that pristine paper. Got something to say? Got something you wanna tell people? Got a secret you wanna confess?

Just write it down!

[c'mon, i know some of you remember these! if you don't, check it out here and here. feel free to write whatever you'd like down! feel free to also talk to each other, react, tease, and/or sneak into the other bathroom (though be prepared for a smackdown).]

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For the girls!

Clark Kent loves it when girls smack his ass when he walks by. You should try it out!

...It was paper. So it didn't count as vandalism. Yes, Francine stopped to think about that before she wrote stuff down.

And then she stopped to think again, hard, before writing:

Don't accept spices from Chuck Bass.
Don't drink the punch at dances after eight.
Don't be afraid of Blind Seer. He won't bite you.
Don't call Katina Choovanski "Katchoo" without permission. She will bite you.
Don't say mean things about her. I will bite you.

[After 'her' there's 'or Merlin or Arthur' inserted in almost vertical print.]

If you find a gold earring with a star dangling from it, please return it to room 505.
The third stall is out of paper.

Edited 2009-11-04 19:53 (UTC)

She never bit me! Geez, I feel left out, or something. NO FAIR.

Okay, Katina's reaction had been hilarious anyway when Ino'd called her by her nickname the once, but still.

If someone tells you not to do something then that means you should totally do it.

Ino doodled a heart beside that.

More fun that way, and life is boring if you're safe.

Mad River Water kicks the ass of any booze out there!

For the boys!

Hoofing it to the fifth floor, Hannibal found this bathroom unmarked so he decided to write something:

Arthur's sword is that big because he's overcompensating.

No, Hannibal didn't know this but like he cared. Payback for all that ego during the frat club.

Seriously. No exercise for the rest of the week after this.

I don't think he's going to appreciate the fact you shared that, Merlin. No matter how true it is.

Yes, he knew that was Hannibal's handwriting.

Well, Hannibal had to keep up that charade. Of course, his grammar was far better than Merlin's.

I had to be honest! It's okay, I like things little like that.

Anything else you'd like to share about Arthur, Merlin? Do you have a cutesy nickname for him?

How Arthur came to be in the fifth floor bathroom was a long story we wouldn't go into right now.

He did, however, narrow his eyes at the paper before jotting down, neatly, Nice try. Merlin can't spell, but he feels it's flattering so many of you aspire to be him.

After a moment, he added, underneath, The school is fascinated by Arthur's sword. Too bad they can't have it and left it at that.

Well, almost. He also enjoys throwing knives.

Priestly couldn't leave that one be.

And when even your knives are compensation, you know there's a problem.

Arthur contemplated that one.

Fandom has a problem appreciating true skill.

Because clearly the problem is with the many, and not with the one.

Now you're getting it.

See, he was just totally walking into this.

Arthur Pendragon is a selfish lover. You won't even get a reach around.

Arthur mused over that for a bit, then simply drew an incredibly neat arrow back up to the bit about all of Fandom being fascinated by his sword.

Ah, people who wished they knew.

Priestly drew another arrow, this one coming away from the thing about Fandom being fascinated with his sword.

In that way where people are fascinated with car crashes and other horrible disasters.

Don't be so disappointed. It's still off-limits.

...

Arthur stared at what he'd written for a while, then quickly vacated the bathroom. Scary thought. Not necessarily a bad one. But.

. . . Yeah, okay, now Priestly was just confused. So he did what he always did when he was confused. He ran with it.

Posted: no trespassing on Arthur's "sword". Violators will be prosecuted to the full extent of his draconian code of law. If they don't die laughing first.

On his way down from a ~~handwavey~~ visit on the roof, Leto saw fit to use the bathroom on the fifth floor. That was how he came across the now rather long list of comments. After an initial facepalm, he picked up the pen and added:

Or rather, violators will be turned into mice. Believe me, it's not worth the trouble.

Merlin frowned at the whole thing and was forced to add in barely legible chicken scratch he called script:

[[a mouse was the kinde choise]]

Sometimes, a guy just had to read the graffiti in the bathroom!

Or, rather, Zack kind of stared at it on a stop in to do his business, and because he was still so tired after running all of those laps last night, he managed to for the most part miss pretty much all of the context to the scribbling, except for the fact that they were talking about Arthur's sword.

... You know I think my sword is at least twice as big as Arthur's?

And then, after further consideration, he scribbled after what he was pretty sure was Merlin's writing...

Turning people into frogs is more effective!

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