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Overnight, pieces of butcher block paper with Things Every Girl at Fandom Should Know and Things Every Guy at Fandom Should Know written across the top had appeared inside every boys and girls room on every single floor of the dorms. Who put them there? Well, that'd remain a mystery for now.

Several pens and markers lay nearby the pieces of paper, giving everyone the means to mark up all that pristine paper. Got something to say? Got something you wanna tell people? Got a secret you wanna confess?

Just write it down!

[c'mon, i know some of you remember these! if you don't, check it out here and here. feel free to write whatever you'd like down! feel free to also talk to each other, react, tease, and/or sneak into the other bathroom (though be prepared for a smackdown).]

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Well, now. It wasn't like Chuck's little tidbit wasn't true but Hannibal had to think of a way to get back on it. So, he left Chuck's writing unscratched (because it had been a good time) and got to writing.

And I didn't get an STD! Surprising since I know Chuck's pretty infested with them. Herpes, much?

Eh, it wasn't that good but it was the best he had.

I believe you're confusing me with Tim Riggins.

Well that's what he heard!

It took Hannibal a minute to realize who that even was. Then, he was shaking his head and writing some more.

Does he cry during sex like you do?

I wouldn't know, I'm not going anywhere near that STD factory.

Oh, right.

And I don't cry during sex!

Hannibal smirked at Chuck's proclamation and shook his head. He was getting a little addicted to dueling Chuck in writing.

Chuck Bass both cries during sex and will wipe his snotty nose on your shoulder.

Well that was just gross. Hannibal was so going to get smacked if Chuck ran into him during this.

Hannibal King throws up when he has an orgasm. Angela has learned to wear a poncho during sex. True story

Oh, that was just gross. Hannibal actually stood there making the classic 'ew' face for several long moments before responding.

Chuck has man boobs. Moobs, if you will. And he's named them Willie and Billy.

Better than the name you have for your 3rd testicle.

No, he hadn't thought of a name for it. Leave it to everyone's imaginations.

Between the two of them, Hannibal and Chuck were going to fill this paper up.

Ladies, Chuck's a little premature...in all area. Better be prepared. He comes quickly.

Chuck actually came into the bathroom as Hannibal was writing that one and threw his pen at Hannibal's head. "Nobody is gonna believe that."

Hannibal wasn't expecting that so the pen thwacked off his head and hit the ground. "Like they're gonna believe that I throw up when I come?"

"Point," Chuck said with a grin. "I grossed myself out with that one."

"Yeah, you grossed me out too," he said and made a face again. "Should've saved that one for the stuff about Arthur on the fifth floor."

"Knowing Arthur, he'd probably just make everyone watch him have an orgasm just to prove he didn't," Chuck said. "Or make Merlin put up signs stating what a virile, non-vomity comer he is.

And Hannibal was back to making a face. "Really don't need to see Arthur coming, thanks. I'm sure he thinks it's the greatest thing on Earth and now I can't unsee it. I hate you sometimes."

"Whatever, you love me," Chuck said. "I can't help you have an active imagination."

"Yeah, I love you even though you're a giant cuddler," Hannibal said, smirking.

Chuck rolled his eyes. "I have never voluntarily cuddled in my life."

"Angela's got some photographic evidence where you look pretty comfortable," Hannibal said, grinning. "Looks like you're not doing it against your will."

"I was asleep. I assure you when I went to bed the night before Sam was far away from me," he said. "And about eight feet shorter."

"Still cute," Hannibal said, glancing back at the paper. "Be lucky I didn't try to draw that scene. You would have been the stickiest stick person in the world."

"Lemme guess, my stick figure would come with a little bowtie and Sam's would have floppy hair?"

"And flannel!" Hannibal added enthusiastically. "And Sam would have been about eighty times bigger than you."

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