Dorm lawn [early afternoon]

[sith_happened]

Juliet was happily sticking her foot into her mouth on a blanket as Anakin and her (younger, at least theoretically) brother Christopher raced around on the lawn. The little boy squealed loudly as Anakin caught him and tossed him into the air, using the Force to make him hover for a moment.

"Again!"

"Say please," Anakin replied.

"Peas!"

"Close enough."

And being on campus meant that Anakin had put his lightsaber into the weapons locker. And he won't kill people in front of his kids! Come play Jedi tag!

[OOC: Open!]

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[sith_happened]

"The baby on the blanket is mine all the time," Anakin pointed out, going around the lawn and pointing, "the boy talking to the bugs is my son for the weekend. Then there's Leia's son and daughter, two redheads with no relation, my grandson Anakin's daughter, a different Leia's different daughter Jaina with her twins, Raven's son who's named after me, a girl with a name like my wife who isn't related, your two, and a frog."

He paused. "So right now? Eight and a half."

[brat_inslayage]

"Man," Kennedy said, following around the crowd with an expression rapidly approaching bitchface proportions, "you lost me somewhere around the bugs." And she wasn't asking about the frog, because ow, brainsprain.

"If this is supposed to be Fandom's way of total-immersion sex ed, did it have to get me too, this way? Not like I need to worry about that." Complainy Potential was very complainy, yes. This was seriously cutting into possible makeout session time.

[sith_happened]

"You have two," Anakin said, "so some versions of you apparently didn't listen."

[brat_inslayage]

"Some versions of me were on serious crack," Kennedy blustered. "What, am I straight in bizarro-world? Because it has to be bizarro-world."

[sith_happened]

"I'm sure it was a very odd place," Anakin assured her.