Godzilla Campfire: Tuesday Afternoon

[kissytheface.livejournal.com]

Anyone walking near the Godzilla cabin could probably hear the ruckus. The ruckus in particular appears to be a certain girl with pink hair holding an impromptu concert for two squirrels who can only sit and stare at her. She is a frenzy of energy as she shouts and yells into the microphone as she rocks out on an out of tune guitar with a good deal of feedback coming from the speakers.

"I'M NOT SAYIN' I'M BETTER THAN YOU! I'M BETTER THAN YOU! I'M BETTER THAN YOU!
I'M NOT SAYING I'M RUBBER NOR DID I IN ANY WAY SUGGEST YOU ARE GLUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!"

Dandelion Naizen finished the song with what could almost be called a power chord and threw her hands in the air forming the fists of rock.

"THANK YOU FANDOM!"

She waited until she realized there was no applause coming from the squirrels and scowled at them.

"You f%#$ers have no soul. CLEARLY YOU ARE INSINUATING I AM SOME SORT OF VIKING!"

The two squirrels looked at each other. Clearly there was no insinuation.

"DON'T LIE TO ME! CLEARLY YOU ARE OF NORDIC DESCENT! I'll have you know the secret government agency I work for has cleared me to use DEADLY FORCE!"

The squirrels put down their notepads and backed away. This might get ugly.

[Open, yes]

Comments

[notmyownage]

Claudia noted the concert -- and the subsequent shouting -- from a distance as she wandered around the camp. As the squirrels backed up, she applauded.

It was possible she thought this was some sort of performance art piece.

[kissytheface.livejournal.com]

"Finally!" Dandelion cried out in jubilant glee. "Validation from the masses!"

One person doesn't really equate with "masses" and "validation" but we'll just roll with it.

She then shook her fist at the squirrels. "See? I'm not just a one hit wonder!"

[notmyownage]

"It should be noted," Claudia said, "that I have actually only heard one piece from you."

[kissytheface.livejournal.com]

"Yes," Dandelion said in a whisper so the squirrels couldn't hear her. "But they don't know that."

[notmyownage]

Oh. Right. "Well, they seem to now. Maybe you should play something else?"

[kissytheface.livejournal.com]

"Okay, but I gotta tune first," Dandelion said plopping on the ground and beginning to tune her guitar.

Actually she seemed to be making it out of tune than in tune.


"Yep. Get this sucker in tune and then it's 'God Bites Man', yessiree-bub. I'm Dandelion by the way! Thank you for validating me against the soulless squirrels. It was very non-Nordic of you."

[bamf-tastic.livejournal.com]

Kurt edged over toward Claudia. "I think she's a bit crazy!" he whispered, trying to keep a smile on his face.

[notmyownage]

"At least it's in an entertaining way?" Claudia offered.

[bamf-tastic.livejournal.com]

Kurt thought a little about the crazy people he knew back home -- Magneto, Wanda, his mother... "Ja," he agreed. "No taking over the world or trying to kill people yet. Das is gut."

[notmyownage]

"And hopefully, she'll never get to the 'yet' part of that."

[bamf-tastic.livejournal.com]

"And if she does, we're here to stop her!" Kurt asserted.

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

Dandelion reminded Robin of a lot of Muppets. "Bravo!" he cheered. For the ranting as much as the music.

[kissytheface.livejournal.com]

"See that you furry motherf*$%ers?" Dandelion shouted at the squirrels while pointing at Robin. "At least amphibians know a good thing when they hear it!"

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

It also helped to have been witness to performances of Animal, Gonzo, and Fozzie.

"Well art is all in the eye of the beholder." Robin said diplomatically.

[kissytheface.livejournal.com]

Dandelion raised an eyebrow at that. A menacing eyebrow.

"Just what are you trying to insinuate?"

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

"I'm, not sure?" Robin said. "I was just trying to say that just because the squirrels didn't appreciate your performance doesn't make it any less impressive."

[bamf-tastic.livejournal.com]

"Don't encourage her!" Kurt whispered. "She might sing again!"

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

"Is that what she was doing?"

[bamf-tastic.livejournal.com]

"Technically?" Kurt answered. "It wasn't very good."

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

"I thought it was performance art with music. Kind of."

[bamf-tastic.livejournal.com]

"Are we having crazy time tonight?" Kurt asked, as he walked up. "It's okay, if we are."

[kissytheface.livejournal.com]

Dandelion turned and glared at the boy. "What are you insinuating?" she growled.

[bamf-tastic.livejournal.com]

"NOTHING!" Kurt replied hurriedly. That glare was scary. "Nothing at all! Especially not involving Vikings!"

[kissytheface.livejournal.com]

"Are you sure?" she asked suspiciously.

[bamf-tastic.livejournal.com]

"Ja!" Kurt exclaimed. "Very sure!!!"