Third Floor Common Room, Saturday Evening

[wesleynotponcy.livejournal.com]

Wesley felt a little silly, entertaining his bratty child in the common room with board games that she seemed irrationally talented at. Honestly, what nine-year-old could beat a trained and experienced Watcher at Scrabble? He was positive that she was making the words up, but every time he consulted a dictionary, all he saw was Eloise's smug little face smirking at -- sure enough -- the word in question printed right there on the page.

Smug brat.

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Comments

[daventry-vamp.livejournal.com]

"That's only because you're a jerk!"

Such a loving relationship already.

[willbeschway.livejournal.com]

"You were a jerk to me first, jerk," Terry pointed out.

[daventry-vamp.livejournal.com]

"And you're rude!"

[willbeschway.livejournal.com]

"And you're a domestic abuser," Terry said.

Look, Gotham may have cleaned up a lot in terms of crime on the street, but it was still Gotham. Certain phrases hit the news regularly.

[daventry-vamp.livejournal.com]

"...what's that?" DAVENTRY WAS A MAGICAL KINGDOM. A MAGICAL KINGDOM.

[willbeschway.livejournal.com]

"You hit boyfriends. That's wrong," Terry said.

[daventry-vamp.livejournal.com]

"Boyfriend. You're my only boyfriend." GOD, TERRY. "And you're still a jerk."

[willbeschway.livejournal.com]

"And now I'm getting off the couch," Terry said, hopping off the couch. "Because we're broken up."

[daventry-vamp.livejournal.com]

"Fine!" Malaxandra shouted sulkily. "I'm not saving you from a dragon! Or a witch!"

[willbeschway.livejournal.com]

"I'm not getting kidnapped by anything!" Terry said.

[daventry-vamp.livejournal.com]

"ARE SO!"

[willbeschway.livejournal.com]

"Just you watch!" Terry challenged. "You're going to be kidnapped so many times and I never will be."