"Hi. My name is Dave Nelson and I'm running for Sophomore Class Representative," Dave said. "I grew up in Wisconsin, where I served the community in the Boy Scouts and as part of 4-H. As part of these organizations and even during my time as part of Fandom's Pirate Radio, I learned the value of leadership, teamwork, and good old fashioned hard work. Also, I care enough about this school and the people who go here to actually sign up and run from the first day, showing that I want this job much more than any sophomore who signs up sometime after this and turns it into a real race instead of a statistical inevitability. Thank you."