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life_inshadow ([personal profile] life_inshadow) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2011-09-10 09:20 pm

2nd Floor Girls' Room, Saturday Night

The powers that be had decided to recast Tara to attract a younger, edgier demographic. The problem was the producers also believed that younger, edgier demographic had the intelligence of soup, and so they'd cast a model who was trying very very hard to act ... and not doing a very good job of it.

Not that backstage silliness was Tara's main concern tonight. Instead, she was standing in front of the girl's bathroom mirror, staring and staring and staring at a plus sign on a little plastic stick.

"Oh no," she said flatly. "It can't be."

[OOC: So open, yes. Tara is now being played by Allison Harvard.]

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Kenzi came in to fix her make-up after wailing over Poor Comatose Toby (with no scene segue: such was the timing, she was just there, suddenly). She stared at the stick in Tara's hand and patted her arm with false sympathy. "You have bebe? Iz joyful!" Sniff, sniff. She got a paper-towel to dab at the two tiny dark marks of mascara on her perfectly made-up face.

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Zere vas bad night, maybe, da?" Kenzi patted at her eyes, watching Tara in the mirror. "Maybe, you forget where you were, you wake up, the panties, zey are missink?"

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Ohhhhh." Sad sympathetic look at Tara. Evil smirk of thought into the mirror over her shoulder.

"I know, it is terrrrrrible!" She turned to pat Tara's arm again, and said, "You are so young. I know people. Zey vant baby. Nice people, good people! You tink, hmm, maybe, you give baby to zem?"

...with a small handling fee for Kenzi. Of course.

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Da!" Well, maybe the dad could be given good drugs. "Your mozzer, I am sorry, you want us to find and kill the goats?" That wasn't too hard either. Kenzi pouted. "Trust Kenzi. I fix everysing."

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
"No, tank you, Tara." Wait, had the girl introduced herself? No matter. Petty concerns! "I am happy to be your fairy godmother!"

Just like Baba Yaga.