The front steps of the Dorms, Wednesday during class

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Here!" Kenzi was carefully putting her stolen butter sculpture down, and then beaming at Seifer. "You're sure you can make it so these don't melt?"



[ooc: for the partner in crime kidnapping victim political protester first, but feel free to react to the Art Installation. Kenzi, at least, is entirely subject to any Detentions or punishments that seem reasonable.

Installation up! AVENGE THE BOVINE! FOR THE DAIRY COWS!

Both are okay with whatever Detention they've earned.]

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[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

Seifer set down his butter replica of Shiva (http://images.wikia.com/finalfantasy/images/b/b6/8b-shiva.jpg), making sure that she was pointing at the butter corpse.

"Of course I can," he told her. It only took a second for a small ball of ice and snow to form in his head, and he tossed it at the butter sculptures.

Shiva froze quite well, but the corpse... its head separated a bit from its neck. "We can call that artistic vision, right?"

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi clapped her hands, delighted. "Yes! She decapitated him! The setting demanded greater violence." She tilted her head and pointed at his sculpture. "Is she supposed to be anybody, or is she just random naked warrior chick?"

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

"That, is Shiva. The icey bitch that runs around in Squall's head." Yep. Squall Leonhart had an inner chick.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi snickered, crouching down to see a little more of the detail. "The one who used to be inside of your head, instead of Ifrit?"

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

"Only for a few weeks. We didn't mesh too well." In other words, he thought she was a bitch, and she would take forever to answer his summons.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"And you meshed with the big tall scary guy, who sets fire to things, instead." Kenzi grinned. "Squall should see this!" Oh, right, best idea never. "Or not?"

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

"No, he should totally see this." It was pretty cool, even if it was frozen butter.

"So, we probably need a sign or something. For the cause."

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"We do!" Hmmmmmmm. Kenzi chewed her lip a moment, trying to think of something. "I have a lipstick we could use to write on the sidewalk? Except I'd really rather keep that... um. Maybe there's something to use in the rec room?"

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

"I bet there's something in there we can use. It will probably involve lots of glitter." Because glitter seemed to be a staple at the school.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Yes!" Ahahah perfect!

Kenzi bounced up the steps, heading for the Rec Room. "We should get yellow to patch, and blue for contrast, and ..."

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, I'll just leave it all to you," Seifer said as he followed.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"What, are you afraid of glitter?" Kenzi pulled out some Elmer's, and about five vials of the sparkly stuff from the art supplies at the back. "You need to title it, you're one of the artists. Scully would probably just call it 'Dead Guy'."

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

"Well, that's boring. Why not... 'Avenging the Bovine'?" Yeah, he was really good at this, wasn't he?

And he wasn't answering that bit about the glitter.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Yeah, don't think Kenzi missed that.

"That works," Kenzi said, cheerful. "Nice bit of irony, being made out of dairy products." She headed back toward the front doors, checking around for cameras. Bo was probably watching.

Kenzi debated waving to them, but if she was already screwed, oh well.

"Here, you start writing with the glue, I'll start glittering."

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, just keep the glitter over there, because it spreads. Like a bad plague," Seifer said, as he started writing on the paper. He made sure that the glue lines were nice and wide, for maximum readage.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"That's what it's meant to do!" Sprinkle-sprinkle. For now. Sprinkle. First the blue, then the yellow. It was looking big and awesome. AVENGING THE BOVINE!

Glitter glitter glitter oops a little close there glitter glitter!

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

Seifer jumped out of the way and shot Kenzi an exasperated look as he did. "Seriously. Spreads."

He'd seen what happened in the laundry.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

The wind was blowing, so Kenzi just hoped that it would naturally blow a bit on him as she poured it over the glue message, and flicked it downward onto the message. "You don't like it at all. Why's that?"

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

Seifer sighed and shook his head. "Every done laundry and had glitter get everywhere? And not realize it until a half hour before a uniform check?" Glitter sucked.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Oooohhh. Heh. Whoops." A little less with the free-handedness now, Kenzi capped one vial and opened another. "You don't have to have those any more now though, do you?"

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

"No, but I still have a few shirts that have stray pieces of glitter on them." It was annoying as hell.

He grabbed up on of the vials and grinned. "Although, I am tempted to dump it in a few beds."

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"I knew you were my kind of people." Kenzi beamed at him, and grabbed the blue for herself, looking reflective. "Yeaaah, I've got one or two people whose days would be brightened by glitter."

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

"Just a few people who need to lighten up." He stopped to think about that. "Or, we could just pick room numbers at random and do it that way."

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi rocked back on her heels and laughed, capping the vials and getting to her feet. "We cooould. But nah, I like getting the people I'm annoyed with, and not inspiring random retaliation from everyone everywhere."

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

Seifer carefully slipped the vial of pink glitter in his pocket. "Yeah, we don't want to start a prank war right now. Best to leave that for break."

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Ooo! Yes! People will be up for it then!" Kenzi did a quick little dance of victory, and then hopped up the steps. "So, now that you've joined our movement, who should we scam for ransom for you, Mr. Almasy?"

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

"Hmm, it would have to be someone who would actually pay... So most likely, Rinoa." Heck, she'd definitely pay the ransom.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Think she'd give me ice cream to get you back?" Kenzi grinned, brandishing the butter knife. "Me being such a horrible threat and all."

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

Seifer laughed and nodded. "Ice cream? Go for a full sundae!"

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi therefore made contact with the ransom negotiators. (http://angelo-wings.livejournal.com/599.html?thread=788567#t788567)

"That should do it."

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

"Three sundaes is a good ransom. Something she can afford, and it'll probably have her laughing the whole time."

He paused, then started laughing. "And you know, it might give me time to do some glittering."

[angelo_wings]

Okay. That was an unexpected phone message.

Once she got done giggling, Rinoa was dialing Seifer's number.

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

Seifer's phone started blaring Avril's 'Girlfriend' and he hit the answer button with a grin.

"So, Princess, where's the ransom? She's threatening me with glitter."

[angelo_wings]

"Do you know what glitter does around here?" Rinoa laughs. "I could grab a video camera and watch. Where are you, anyway? The ransom message didn't say where I should make the sundae drop."

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Pink! Pink glitter!" could be heard in the background.

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

Seifer was just laughing at Kenzi, because he had the pink glitter.

"Front steps of the dorms. And don't forget the sprinkles."

[angelo_wings]

"There was no mention of sprinkles!" Rinoa insisted. "I'm not made of money. How do I know I don't show up with sundaes and suddenly these Bovine fanatics want donuts?"

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

"I'll pay you back!" But damn, now donuts sounded good. "And I'll take you to lunch!"

[angelo_wings]

Rinoa let out a loooooooooooong sigh, pretending to think it over.

It was then that Rinoa realized this was the perfect opportunity to be evil.

"Okay," she said. "But only because you're good in bed."

And with that, she hung up.

It was a shame she couldn't see his face.

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

Seifer was sputtering and dropped his phone to stare at it. "What the hell was that?" he asked no one in particular.

Because, really. That was just...

And then he just grinned.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"What was what?" Kenzi asked, shaking the vial of gold glitter. "Why are you grinning like you just stole a butter cow?"

[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

"Ransom is on it's way, and I'm not telling you because it's TMI and there are squirrels around."

Also, Squall would either kill him or get all pouty and cut off Rinoa, and then she would kill him.

It was best just to grin and make people wonder.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Should've bribed them," Kenzi said meditatively. "Enh. It was worth whatever punishment we get handed."