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Warren Worthington III ([personal profile] wwiii) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2011-11-07 01:32 pm

Kappa Kappa Gremlin, Monday, The Gym

Sometimes, Fandom's fraternity leaders liked to have nice, easy, low-key frat meetings, like the ones with the video games or the zombie movie marathon.

Sometimes, they liked to do more exciting things, like that one week with the go-karts.

And then there were weeks like this one. Weeks where both leaders had found themselves punching the crap out of things, and the mood kind of had a weird way of carrying over. That was why the frat boys were meeting at the gym today. That was why there was padding set out for all and sundry. That was why there were lanes marked off around the periphery of the gym. And that was why each boy who came in for the meeting today was being sized up for rollerskates and helmets.

Tony still had a colorful, but fading bruise covering half his face, but was grinning like a loon over the rollerskates. Because someone had weird likes. “Today we’re going to give a shot at a roller derby,” he said cheerfully. “Which, for those who don’t know what it is, is a little like bumper cars without the safety of the car.”

Why yes, yes he was insane.

"Essentially," Warren chimed in, also blissfully insane, "you skate around the track and try to knock people off of it. So, if you're going to be participating, you had better be wearing the safety gear. I mean, I am." And he had a healing factor. The rest of you probably weren't so lucky. "This is supposedly mostly a girls' sport. But I'm willing to bet that we can handle it too, huh?"

Yes. Yes, he was totally appealing to manly ego. Warren was a cheater like that.

[Open frat!]

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[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over me skating circles around you," Tony said, doing just that.

With all the kindness in his heart.
momslilassassin: ([pos] mmm. no.)

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[personal profile] momslilassassin 2011-11-08 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Ben, mature senior that he was, stuck his foot out to trip him.

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[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Tony stumbled over the foot, catching his balance after a bit of flailing. "Did you say something, Ben?"
momslilassassin: ([pos] pretty lighting)

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[personal profile] momslilassassin 2011-11-08 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
"I was just struck by your grace in motion," Ben lied. "Like a nexu. Or a drunken bantha."

Brat.

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[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
"I have no idea what those are," Tony informed him.
momslilassassin: ([pos] aren't I cute?)

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[personal profile] momslilassassin 2011-11-08 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
"Banthas are good for eating," Ben offered helpfully.

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[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
"So..." Tony ventured, circling Ben again. "You're calling me a cow?"
momslilassassin: ([pos] grin)

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[personal profile] momslilassassin 2011-11-08 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
"A very graceful cow," Ben said. "With big horns."

And then he took off running.

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[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Get back here, Skywalker!" Tony shouted, skating after him. See, this he could do easily. And had way more of a chance of catching Ben.
momslilassassin: ([pos] looking kind of manic)

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[personal profile] momslilassassin 2011-11-08 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Make me!" Ben yelled over his shoulder, laughing.

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[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Tony ducked his head down, speeding up as he grinned. Ben was going to get tackled at this rate.

Somewhere... Ender was sighing at them both.
momslilassassin: ([pos] tongue)

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[personal profile] momslilassassin 2011-11-08 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
"That's as fast as you can go with wheels, Stark? I'm disappointed," Ben taunted.

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[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm giving you a fair chance!" Or something. Shhhh.
momslilassassin: ([neg] i am far too wee to be smoldery)

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[personal profile] momslilassassin 2011-11-08 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
"Who fights fair?" Ben demanded with a laugh.

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[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
"I do!" Liar. Tony smacked Ben's shoulder, veering off before he slammed into him. Because... ow.