First floor rec room, Wednesday afternoon

[hurtingzeebo]

Sam could say she was in the rec room to check on things for this week's iCarly.

Actually, she was just bored.

She bopped along, humming to herself and nodding her head to a rhythm only she was aware of. Well, until an actual beat started, seemingly coming from nowhere. Sam might find this odd, except she was distracted by the sudden urge to freestyle.

"We’re rockin’ out here in the rec room, yo,
We’re dancing out high and we’re dancing out low.
Oh, there is a rug and it’s really kinda pretty,
You know it’s really good and you know it’s kinda gritty.
Now I’m walking over here: there’s a chair
Now I’m over here, now I’m over there.
I’m walking back here now, oh wow!
Look at this chest, it’s here in the now.
It’s kinda like -- kinda snazzy like a treasure,
You know it’s gonna give me lots and lots of pleasure.
Now I’m walking over this way, look it, here’s a lounge thing,
Oh yeah, you know it’s gonna zing,
Oh yeah, we’re walking over here and there’s a dog and there’s a frog.
Wait, there’s never a frog in sight,
I don’t know why I said it, but we ain’t gonna fight,
‘Cause we’re gonna be fun, we’re gonna be fun.
We’re gonna be fun, we’re gonna be number one here
Number, number, number one here
Ohhhh yeah.
There’s a brick wall, and there’s some monkeys,
I don’t really know, but, I see’s them.
And here’s a dog, he’s really really snazzy,
And he’s got some ugly eyes, they’re really ugly eyes,
They make me surprised,
They fill me with lies
This room is round. That’s not lie.
Wait if I was lying would I fall right down and die?
I don’t know! We’re going over here in a circle,
Yeah we’re going over here in a circle,
Yeah we’re going over here in a circle,
Oh, oh, and now I’m going to sit down in the corner of the room,
And now I’m going to stand up, and I’m going to spray some perfume.
And now I’m going to walk down, I’m going to walk down like this,
Now I’m going to walk down and give the camera a kiss."

Sam finished kissing her camera phone and tucked it back into her pocket.

"RANDOM DANCING!" crowed a voice from wherever the beat box rhythm had come from, followed by some generic techno.

Far be it for Sam not to oblige.

[ooc: because freestyling about nothing is way more Sam than Jennette McCurdy's country-pop tracks. Open rec room is open!]

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[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi felt that recreational XBox was needed after the singing interlude with Peter and Topher. She smirked when she saw Sam.

"Hey. Weirdness alert. The Island's at it again."

[hurtingzeebo]

"If people aren't disappearing or turning into boys, I'm totally okay with it," Sam decided. ". . . Wait, you haven't been freestyling, have you?"

Who knew?

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Nah. Well, there was spoken word to music-- waiiit. What'd you sing?"

Oddly, Kenzi was starting to hum. Wuh-oh.

[hurtingzeebo]

"Nothin'. I just rapped about the room." Sam shrugged. Then continued to do so in rhythm.

"Okay, I don't know why I'm doing that. But just how far down do you wanna go?
We could talk it out over a cup of joe
And you could look deep into my eyes like I was a super model,
Uh huh."

Oh dear.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi started to laugh, then the giggle turned into:

Well, it's you and me baby
no one else we can trust
We'll say nothin' to no one no how or we bust
And never crack a smile
Or flinch or cry for nobody
Uh-uh

Kenzi picked up the XBox controllers and started drumming on the coffee table.

[hurtingzeebo]

Sam could neither confirm nor deny that there was any air guitar going on on her end.

Well give your ID card to the border guard,
Yeah, you're ready, you're set, you're meta for Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Of the United Federation of Planets
'Cause he won't speak English anyway!

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Go Sam, go Sam, go Sam!

Everybody knows
That the world is full of stuuupid people
So meet me at the mission at midnight
We'll divvy up there

Which was even more fun to sing after the interlude with Peter and Topher. HA!

[hurtingzeebo]

Sam found a marshmallow gun, firing several in the air.

Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people,
But I got the pistol, so I'll keep the pesos,
Yeah and that seems fair!

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Drums!

So put the sugar in the tank of the sheriff's car!
And slash the deputy's tires and they won't get very far!

Kenzi was enjoying this way too much.

[hurtingzeebo]

When they finally get the word
that there's been a hold up! Uh huh!

Sam almost felt they should be trashing something.

Or maybe just eating those marshmallows. She fired a few at Kenzi, just for the hell of it.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi picked up some of the marshamallows and threw them back. Then tried to swordfight Sam's gun with her XBox controller.

Well give your ID card to the border guard
Yeah, your alias says you're meta for Captain Jean-Luc Picard!
Of the United Federation of Planets
'Cause he won't speak English anyway--

[hurtingzeebo]

Silly Kenzi, bringing a fake sword to a fake gun fight. Sam decided to go with it, anyway.

Also, she was out of marshmallow ammo.

Everybody knows,
that the world is full of stupid people,
So meet me at the mission at midnight, we'll divvy up there,

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Ha! Swords never ran out of ammo!

Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people,
But I got the pistol, so I'll keep the pesos,
Yeah and that seems fair!

Yeah that seems fair!

[randomspanish.livejournal.com]

Freddie would just be over here. Staring confusedly.

With his camcorder, recording this moment for future iCarly posterity.

[hurtingzeebo]

Well then.

Sam went over to kiss his camera, too.

[randomspanish.livejournal.com]

"This way it'll be in HD..." Freddie said, trying to explain the redundancy of his presence. "So when do you release your first album?"

[hurtingzeebo]

"Honey, I don't care," Sam said. At least he wasn't explaining the different kinds of sandpaper again.

"I don't know, when do you think freestyling about furniture and walking around will be in style?"

[randomspanish.livejournal.com]

"Probably some time after we air this on iCarly?" Freddie said with a sweet smile. "I mean really, we are kind of taste makers. Though usually it's a very weird sort of taste."

[hurtingzeebo]

"You know what's weird? I totally wasn't doing it for iCarly. I just kinda . . . started rapping."

[randomspanish.livejournal.com]

"That's weird?" Freddie said. "I mean, it's just like singing in the shower and stuff, isn't it?"

[hurtingzeebo]

"Yeah? Does back up beat boxing start playing when you sing in the shower? 'Cause, uh, that I think we need on camera."

[randomspanish.livejournal.com]

"Okay, it doesn't," Freddie admitted. "So what, we're trapped in some sort of rap magic? Maybe I shouldn't be getting close to you. In case it's contagious."

He was totally being a dork.

[hurtingzeebo]

"Oh yeah?" That sounded like a challenge to Sam. "Guess you don't want to give me a piggy back, then!"

And yes, that would be her attempting to climb onto Freddie's back.

[randomspanish.livejournal.com]

"Hey, hey," Freddie said, squirming a bit under her grasp. "At least let me put the camera down first!"

Because really, he was not going to object to Sam climbing on him.

[hurtingzeebo]

"Whyyyyyyy?" Sam whined cutely.

And then the music started again.

All of me, why not take all of me?
Can't you see I'm no good without you?

Er.