fandomhighdorms | Second Floor Common Room; Tuesday Evening [ 04/17 ].

Butters Stotch was dealing with some very sad news.

No, it had nothing to do with the guests and benefactors. It didn't even have anything to do with Britta Perry still screaming outside in the lawn, nor what she had ~~handwavily and horribly~~ done in response to him telling her she should stop. No, it had nothing to do with anything on Fandom Island today, but rather what was going on in other places.

Butters had the remote poised in his hand, frowning at the report on one of those celebrity news shows. He supposed it made sense that, if she was alive in this world, then he was probably still alive, too, but that didn't negate the fact that it was still upsetting, bizarre, and hard to believe. "Now, how can Kanye West be dating Kim Kardashian?" he murmured with consternation to himself. "I thought he was a gay fish..."

Very disturbing news, indeed.

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