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Third floor common room [Wednesday afternoon]
The modern world continued to baffle Celia.
She had a day free from classes, and thought to spend it leisurely. She'd tied her hair back with a ribbon rather than piled it atop her head formally, she'd dressed in a simple frock sans bustle, and she had even padded down to the common room in stocking feet. For Celia, this was the equivalent of wearing one's pajamas all day.
And when she arrived, she had found herself a bowl to pour cereal into, and even turned on the television correctly. (All of which she had done magically, out of pure laziness.) But she hadn't, somehow, been prepared for one of the great staples of weekday laziness: daytime television.
Just when she thought she understood what might appear on the screen at any time -- she'd seen a program featuring the antics of four elderly women the other day that she'd greatly enjoyed, and hoped to come across again -- she was confronted with something like this.
"I cheated on my cousin with a stripper?" she read aloud, utterly confused.
She wanted to turn it off as soon as the content became clear -- and very loud and somewhat violent. But Celia found herself transfixed. She knew how to change the channels now, yes, but...how could she? She had never seen such a spectacle before.
Welcome to daytime talkshows, Celia. Will modern wonders never cease?
[open CR! link goes to the Jerry Springer website, which I probably shouldn't have visited at work. Oops.]
She had a day free from classes, and thought to spend it leisurely. She'd tied her hair back with a ribbon rather than piled it atop her head formally, she'd dressed in a simple frock sans bustle, and she had even padded down to the common room in stocking feet. For Celia, this was the equivalent of wearing one's pajamas all day.
And when she arrived, she had found herself a bowl to pour cereal into, and even turned on the television correctly. (All of which she had done magically, out of pure laziness.) But she hadn't, somehow, been prepared for one of the great staples of weekday laziness: daytime television.
Just when she thought she understood what might appear on the screen at any time -- she'd seen a program featuring the antics of four elderly women the other day that she'd greatly enjoyed, and hoped to come across again -- she was confronted with something like this.
"I cheated on my cousin with a stripper?" she read aloud, utterly confused.
She wanted to turn it off as soon as the content became clear -- and very loud and somewhat violent. But Celia found herself transfixed. She knew how to change the channels now, yes, but...how could she? She had never seen such a spectacle before.
Welcome to daytime talkshows, Celia. Will modern wonders never cease?
[open CR! link goes to the Jerry Springer website, which I probably shouldn't have visited at work. Oops.]

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Celia had not. If that was somehow not abundantly obvious.
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Except for the one she was living with every day by being in the middle of so many mundies.
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Not that she didn't appreciate it, Sparkle.
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Chuck.
"But yeah, it's not the same as a couple of years of information coming to you beforehand."
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It was an important thing to check.
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"Yes. Lizard demons. Big ones."
Actually not, but she'd categorized kaiju in terms she actually understood.
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She paused, slanting a look at Isabelle.
"This sibling of yours -- he doesn't happen to have a really adorable bulldog, does he?"
Because yes, now she was remembering that first day quite clearly.
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"Adorable and more well behaved than he is? As a matter of fact, he does."
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Literally. Physically.
"It didn't do much to his attitude, though."