Fifth Floor Common Room: Wednesday Evening

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

Barry had popcorn. Barry had chips and salsa. Barry had the TV on SyFy.

Why?

Because meta for Sharknado 2: The Second One was premiering tonight.

And seriously, you got to love bad shark movies from SyFy.

"Fuck yeah! There's going to be chainsaws!"

Barry might be a little to excited to see this.

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[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"Why the hell not?" Barry teased. "There's even a fucked up tree down in the garden that fucking grows clothes. Did you know you can move faster in jeans than a skirt? Plus there's less of a chance of you tripping in jeans than a skirt. Really I'm just looking out for you here."

[iceolatedqueen.livejournal.com]

"And if I find myself ever needing to run quite fast, I'll think about getting myself a pair of pants," Elsa decided. "Though I might want to think about changing my shoes before that, if it's going to come down to running."

Seriously, how she managed to get anywhere at all in a pair of shoes with heels...

While running on ice, for that matter...

At this rate, the skirt was the least of her worries.

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

Elsa's a Disney princess. She's just way talented.

"Do I need to get you a pair of sneakers like Rapunzel's?" Barry joked. "I'd probably get you blue. I'm not sure pink is your color."

[iceolatedqueen.livejournal.com]

"Well, blue is my favorite color," Elsa replied, smiling faintly, "but I'm not certain I'd be any more likely to wear sneakers than jeans."

One of these days, she'd wear all of the above, just to see how people reacted, perhaps.

"Is there actually something the matter with my clothing? I know it's outdated for the here and the now, but I didn't expect wearing modern clothing would be so important to anyone."

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"No, not at all!" Barry said quickly. "I mean you'd look beautiful in anything."

He faltered a little feeling a little awkward at saying that.

"Uh. I mean I thought you'd... feel more comfortable and-"

Insert cough here.

"You know."

[iceolatedqueen.livejournal.com]

And here Elsa had been thinking, for some silly reason, that she wasn't going to be doing much more blushing through this ridiculous movie. How wrong she was.

"I suppose I do know," she replied, smiling down at... the popcorn bowl in her lap. A little awkwardly. "You might have to do a bit more persuading than flattery to get me to give them a try, though."

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

Well at least no one had shown up to warn them about table sex this time.

"Well I can be pretty fucking persuasive," Barry teased. "But with you we'll take it at an easy pace. One step at a time. The last thing I want to do is make you uncomfortable."

He tossed another kernel of corn into the air and caught it in his moutn.

"Unless it involves karaoke."

[iceolatedqueen.livejournal.com]

"Karaoke, I'm fine with," Elsa replied, shaking a piece of popcorn at him menacingly. Pseudo-menacingly. Kind of scoldingly. Cutely, with a slight stinkeye. "It's just some songs that I take exception to. And some dance moves, for that matter."

NO TWERKING.

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"Fine. Then I'm never introducing you to the electric slide," Barry joked. "Which is a shame because if you ever go to a wedding in this world you're fucking required to dance to it."

[iceolatedqueen.livejournal.com]

"Well, I'll cross that bridge when I actually know somebody in this world who's getting married," Elsa decided. "At the moment, that's not terribly likely to be any time soon."

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"You never know," Barry said eating some more popcorn as flaming sharks rained down from the sky on the TV. "I'm thinking Tunt and Poovey will get hitched at some point and they'll make us all bridesmaids."

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"I somehow doubt any wedding of theirs will have anything even vaguely resembling tradition involved," Elsa pointed out. "They're more likely to try to use the serval as a ring-bearer and have all of the guests go skinny-dipping for the reception."

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"Well maybe that would get you out of a skirt," Barry teased as he tossed a kernel of popcorn at Elsa.

[iceolatedqueen.livejournal.com]

The kernel bounced from her shoulder, and a little, mischievous smile crossed Elsa's lips before she threw a piece right back at him.

"It's far more likely to get me out of the reception."

Very, very swiftly, in fact.

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

Barry let the kernel bounce off. And he upped the ante by throwing four kernels at Elsa.

"Sure. Just leave me there to deal with Tunt and Poovey in my nakedness."

[iceolatedqueen.livejournal.com]

Four kernels? How dare he! Elsa popped another kernel into her mouth before throwing a small handful at him.

"I'm sorry, but what exactly were you hoping I could do about your nakedness, Barry?"

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

Barry grinned as he brushed off some popcorn.

"I don't know," he said picking up a handful of popcorn. "You could bask in the glory that is my nakedness."

And then he was throwing that handful of popcorn at Elsa.

This was going to get messy, wasn't it?

[iceolatedqueen.livejournal.com]

Well, considering how Elsa currently had possession of the entire bowl...

"Bask in it? The list of things I'm more likely to do is long and varied, Barry, but I'm almost certain that things like 'babbling incoherently,' and perhaps even 'fainting' come above 'basking,' should I ever see you wet and naked."

That was probably a compliment! In a way! One that was followed by another handful of popcorn, of course.

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"Eh. Bask. Faint. Almost the same thing," Barry said taking two hands of popcorn... and attempting to drop them on Elsa's head.

[iceolatedqueen.livejournal.com]

Congratulations, Barry. You'd just discovered exactly what it took to make Elsa make an undignified squeaking sound!

"There is popcorn in my hair!"

Well. That was that. Elsa was going to just take the bowl and upend it. And if she happened to manage to do so directly on top of Barry, well, all the better!

[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

"Okay, okay," Barry laughed and covered with popcorn. He sat up, brushing popcorn off himself and then leaned over to pick kernels out of Elsa's hair. "Let me help."

Anyone walking into the common room right now would no doubt liken the experience to watching a monkey pick bugs off another monkey at a zoo.