doesnotkneel: (pb: just woke up)
doesnotkneel ([personal profile] doesnotkneel) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2015-06-21 06:58 pm

What Will Soon Be Turkmenistan Yurt, Sunday Morning

"I thought there would be tents," Edward said.

Well. There were tents. Just not assembled tents. And while Edward was proud of the letters he now had, the manual he had been given was... a little arcane. He could grasp the pictures on the other tome he'd been given just fine, and now he was putting considerable thought to the idea of building his futon and then simply draping a piece of tent fabric over it.

"Right," he added. "I suppose this is a thing I'll be doing. Then."

Beat.

"Jaysus."

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dwarvenswagger: (smirky)

[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-06-21 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Thorin wandered over to check on the progress of his neighbors whilst taking a short break from his own work.

"Enjoying yourself, Kenway?"
dwarvenswagger: (smile more)

[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-06-21 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ah. So I see."

Now he was just being a judgemental jerk.
dwarvenswagger: (heh)

[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-06-21 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"Nothing at all," Thorin replied, eyebrows going up to convey his innocence. "I was merely marveling over the skills of your people with building."
dwarvenswagger: (chatty)

[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-06-21 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Thorin glanced back at the Uzbekistan yurt at that. "Are you asking for assistance?"
dwarvenswagger: (so superior to men)

[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-06-21 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"I promise, that once I have finished my 'yurt', I will help with yours."

It might have random stone features in it. Don't question them. It was a dwarf thing.
dwarvenswagger: (pretty neutral)

[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-06-21 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Thorin would have hated to break Edward's hand with his skull, though.

"...I may have used mine for kindling."
dwarvenswagger: (Default)

[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-06-21 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
A little of column a, a little of column b...

"I have experience with building."
dwarvenswagger: (nice profile)

[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-06-21 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"...not as such." Maybe the men of Rohan did tents like these? "It cannot be too difficult."
dwarvenswagger: (so intense)

[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-06-21 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Dwarven craftsmanship is without parallel."

JUST AS AN FYI.
dwarvenswagger: (Default)

[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-06-21 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"The roof goes on top and the walls go on the sides. It's merely making them stay that way." With ornaments added on for funsies.
dwarvenswagger: (oh is that so)

[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-06-21 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"You don't say."
dwarvenswagger: (let me think)

[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-06-21 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"Simplicity is the best plan," Thorin replied. "And from there, a more complex nature may flow."
dwarvenswagger: (hmmm)

[personal profile] dwarvenswagger 2015-06-21 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"I will. And then we will see what plan works best."

SO NYAH.