3rd Floor Common Room, Saturday Morning

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So for some reason, Dante had woken up looking like a reindeer. Well, a guy in a reindeer snuggie. Point was, it was stupid and not hot, plus he'd run out of terrible 'horny' puns just about an hour into waking up. And now he needed something to do.

He wandered into the common room sometime close to noon and started poking around for food. Wasn't hard, as it turned out. Actually, it was easy to a stupid fucking degree: the last two weeks of stupidity meant that by the time he was done, most surfaces in the common room were covered in bottles of Coca Cola, cups of eggnog, cups of peppermint mocha, and a ton of latkes, cookies, and marzipan.

"Might not be a real breakfast," Dante mused, "but hey, never look a gift reindeer in the mouth, right?"

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Four came into the room holding a penguin snuggie. "What the hell is this?"

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"Something fuckin' stupid," said Dante helpfully.

Something fuckin' stupid he was wearing (albeit with the shoulder sliding halfway down his arm, because he was nothing if not adept at showing skin regardless of what he was wearing), mind you. But still.

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"I wear black," Four said. "Only black. Not black with eyes on it."

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"Only black?" Dante asked, sitting on the arm of a sofa. "Fuck, bet you have trouble finding anything at night."

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"Well, it all matches, so it's not too bad," Four said, glaring a bit at his snuggie.

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"Bet that'll look cute," said Dante, who was getting more amused by this guy by the minute.

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"I don't do cute," Four said.

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Dante smirked. "Cute," he said.

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Four scowled back. "Funny."

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"You gotta lighten up," Dante said, shrugging. "Grab some cookies, put your fucking stupid snuggie on."

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Four sighed heavily. "Well, I guess it's okay since my faction isn't here to see it..."

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"Afraid they'd kick you out for wearing a fucking snuggie?" Dante asked. (Though the current color scheme didn't do terrible things to Four's chest.)

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"We wear black," Four said. "Black and white is for Candor."

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"Never met anyone who owned an entire color scheme," Dante said. "You born dyed black in the wool or something?"

Said the guy who primarily wore red, white and black, but eh.

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Four snorted softly. "Not exactly," he said. "It's just part of society back home. Factions are sorted by wardrobe."

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Dante thought about that.

"That go all the way down to the underwear?" he mused.

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Four smirked at him. "Yep."

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"Huh," Dante said, leaning his shoulder against the back of the sofa. "That just takes all the guessing out of it."

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"Sorry," Four said, not sounding that sorry.

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"Hey," Dante said, "At least this way I won't have to ask you to take your pants off."

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"It is a little early in the day for that kind of request," Four agreed.

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Dante snickered. "You do that on a schedule?" he said. "Fuck, you people spreadsheet everything or what?"

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"Not at all," Four said, laughing. "I'm just not in the habit of stripping down for just anyone."

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"I guess there are a couple of people on the island who aren't that hot," Dante mused.

There were snuggies involved, Dante. Don't.

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"Something like that," Four said dryly.

He wasn't that comfortable showing his entire back off, really.

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Dante had a giant brand-slash-tattoo thing on his back that he didn't even remember getting. Didn't stop him from showing it off to people. Sometimes repeatedly.

"You really don't chill much, huh."

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Four shook his head. "I never had enough time back home to think about just sitting around," he said. "There's always something to do."

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"Too many fucking workaholics at this school," Dante decided. He grabbed a plate of cookies and pointed it at the guy. "Stop by 322 sometime, I got some booze. Might not even ask you to take those pants off first."

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"You're all heart," Four said with a grin, "but I might stop by. Gotta be less weird than my room with the flamingo...not mine."

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"...You rooming with a flamingo?" Dante asked.

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"I'm rooming with a guy with a pet flamingo," Four said. "Still weird, though."

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Dante... couldn't actually come up with an appropriate flamingo pun. What even was a flamingo pun? "Pretty screwed up," he agreed. "Doesn't it try to fly away or something?"

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"Not that I've seen," Four said. "Think I should leave the window open just in case?"

Because the feathers were starting to get to him.

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"Flamingo's gotta be free," Dante said, shrugging idly. "Right?"

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Four shrugged. "Like I've ever had a pet."

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"So?" Dante said. "Not stopping you from having an opinion about the flamingo."

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"I think it's a pretty stupid thing to have for a pet," Four said.

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"'Cause it's not really a pet," Dante said. "Just a fuckin' bird."

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"That's what I thought," Four said.

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Dante shrugged. This time, it caused his sleeve to slip down his arm even lower. He picked up a cookie, stuck it in his mouth, then tossed another one at Four.

He had insanely good aim; Four would have to make a real effort not to catch it. "So open a window."

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Four snagged the cookie easily. "Nice toss," he said. "And I will."

Sorry, Cecil.