http://myfaireggsy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2016-01-11 06:41 am
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The Deck, Monday Morning

Eggsy wasn't a smoker. If he had been, he'd at least have a reasonable excuse to be out on the deck.

Instead he was out in the cold to test his new, totally stylish to blind people, three wolf moon jacket. Thanks, Sparkle. Thanks for enabling this shit.

The testing mostly involved looking annoyed and cursing. Very scientific, that shit.

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[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2016-01-11 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're seduced by it," Eggsy said with a decisive nod. "'s the raw animal magnetism."

This is what you decided to date, Mara.
giveherahand: (neu: i have such pretty hair)

[personal profile] giveherahand 2016-01-11 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Mara laughed harder. "That's exactly it."

A part of her wondered if a coat that ugly would make Darth Vader's mechanized breathing hitch.

She kissed his cheek. "Hi."

[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2016-01-11 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
If it did, Eggsy would be so smug. Before his inevitable force strangulation.

"Thought you'd like it."
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[personal profile] giveherahand 2016-01-11 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that would end so badly, and Mara would miss him.

"It's perfect for you."

And no one else. Ever. In human history.

[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2016-01-11 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
He died how he lived. Pissing off people.

"No plans to set it on fire when I ain't lookin'?"
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[personal profile] giveherahand 2016-01-11 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm afraid of what kind of chemicals might be released if I did," Mara admitted, sitting down next to him.

[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2016-01-11 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Which just meant she was getting pulled over. To conserve body heat.

Yeah.

"Best not try. Chemical fire like that might take the whole school with it."
giveherahand: (neu: i have such pretty hair)

[personal profile] giveherahand 2016-01-11 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"And that would be a shame," Mara agreed. "Especially since we just started classes again."

[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2016-01-11 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Maybe in the spring, yeah?"
giveherahand: (neu: over the shoulder)

[personal profile] giveherahand 2016-01-11 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, definitely," Mara said. "You can't possibly wear this jacket in the fall, too. It would be so tacky to repeat a look."

[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2016-01-11 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Gotta find something better." Now it would be a challenge.
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[personal profile] giveherahand 2016-01-11 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't know," Mara said, laughing. "You've set the bar pretty high here."

I mean, THREE wolves.

[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2016-01-11 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
One of which was clearly Moon Moon.

"Maybe one of them sad clown prints?" His goal in life might have been to make people cry.
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[personal profile] giveherahand 2016-01-11 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Wow," Mara said, snickering. "That would certainly be something."

[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2016-01-11 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Eggsy now had a plan for his next trip to Demon Marcus.

"How's your break?"
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[personal profile] giveherahand 2016-01-11 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"I learned how to cliff dive," Mara said. "It was fun!"

[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2016-01-11 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Like, jumping off a cliff into the ocean?" Risking death? Eggsy needed to try this.
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[personal profile] giveherahand 2016-01-11 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
With people shooting at her!

"Exactly like that!" Mara said, beaming.

[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2016-01-11 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
That wouldn't even deter him.

"Better holiday than staying here. Just got messed up snow."
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[personal profile] giveherahand 2016-01-11 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"How can snow get messed up?" Mara asked.

[YOU SAW NOTHING.]

[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2016-01-11 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"It was powdered sugar." And it ruined his other jacket.
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[personal profile] giveherahand 2016-01-11 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"What is wrong with this place," Mara demanded.

[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2016-01-11 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"So you missed out on the sweet holiday." Eggsy, no.
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[personal profile] giveherahand 2016-01-11 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"Eggsy, no," Mara said, smacking him hard in the puffy, ugly coat.

[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2016-01-11 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"What? It was clever!" he insisted, laughing anyway. Because it wasn't clever at all.
giveherahand: (neu: so pretty)

[personal profile] giveherahand 2016-01-12 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
"It really, really wasn't," Mara told him.

[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2016-01-12 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Gotta work on the puns then." Sure, that'd help.
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[personal profile] giveherahand 2016-01-12 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"If you think that' where you need to improve," Mara drawled, eyes sparkling.

[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2016-01-12 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"You implying I ain't perfect the way I am?"

LOOK AT THE JACKET, MARA. JUST LOOK AT THE PERFECTION.
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[personal profile] giveherahand 2016-01-12 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're annoyingly close," Mara said, kissing him.

[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2016-01-12 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Like Eggsy wasn't going to kiss back when it was right there. "Not so bad yourself," he teased.
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[personal profile] giveherahand 2016-01-12 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"I do aim for adequate," Mara agreed with a little snicker.
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[personal profile] giveherahand 2016-01-12 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, I like to just be adequate."

Wow, was that ever a lie.

[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2016-01-12 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Amd miss out on jackets like this?"
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[personal profile] giveherahand 2016-01-12 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"There's nothing adequate about that jacket," Mara admitted, laughing. "You've got me there."

[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2016-01-12 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Later in life you'll think--" He cleared his throat before mimicking her accent and making his voice higher for it gor good measure. "'Mara, you missed out on some great things. Like a jacket that Lisa frank puked on.'"
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[personal profile] giveherahand 2016-01-12 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"We could have matching jackets?" Mara's eyes went wide. "That would be amazing."

No, not really, Mara.

[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2016-01-12 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Her style would still be less outlandish than Padme's. So.

"Maybe for the next dance, yeah?"

Guys, no.
giveherahand: (pos: smiley)

[personal profile] giveherahand 2016-01-12 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oooh, I think it's Valentine's Day, if I remember right. That would be perfect."

Or eye-searing.

[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2016-01-12 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"Shame all the other couples." OR BLIND THEM.
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[personal profile] giveherahand 2016-01-12 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
WHY NOT BOTH.

"They'll be so jealous."

...nope.

[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2016-01-12 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
God help help everyone near them.

"What, they ain't now?"
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[personal profile] giveherahand 2016-01-13 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, clearly," Mara said airily, "but then they'll be even more jealous."

[identity profile] myfaireggsy.livejournal.com 2016-01-13 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
They were going to end up in a couple outfit that would make Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake's denim outfit seem tame, weren't they?

Eggsy brushed imaginary lint off his shoulder. "Just that good."
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[personal profile] giveherahand 2016-01-13 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"And modest, too," Mara added.
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