2nd floor common room, Saturday afternoon

[notouchykuzco.livejournal.com]

After an extremely weird morning that started with Kuzco going down to the office to bitch about the non-llama friendly door knob on his dorm room and ended with what he was pretty sure was a moose asking him to dinner (and no. NOooooooooooooo), Kuzco was sulking in his common room with a cake he'd pilfered from the counter and whatever had been on television when he walked in.

...which had turned out to be extremely dramatic South African soap operas. He had no idea what was going on, but currently everyone on the screen was crying, praying or both, so it had to be good, right?

{OOC: So open.}

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[greenexorcist.livejournal.com]

Shiemi wandered into the common room carrying her watering can... and stopped short. "Alpaca...san?"

[notouchykuzco.livejournal.com]

"Llama," Kuzco corrected, then wailed, "I have llama faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!"

[greenexorcist.livejournal.com]

Well of course he had a llama face if he was a llama. Better than being an alpaca with a llama face. Wait...

"EH?!" She dropped the watering can and backed up a step. "Y-y-you can talk?!" She stared extra hard at him. "You're not a demon, are you?"

[notouchykuzco.livejournal.com]

"Of course I'm not a demon!" Kuzco scoffed. "I'm an emperor who is normally not a llama. I blame my roommate."

Based on nothing. Not one shred of evidence.

[greenexorcist.livejournal.com]

"Ah. That was very rude of your roommate. If you like I can try to speak with them, Llama...heika?" She would bow but she wasn't sure which bow to use for an emperor llama. "So are you normally an alpaca?"

[notouchykuzco.livejournal.com]

"I'm normally a person," Kuzco said. "An amazing, wonderful person with hands and a crown and NO LLAMA FACE."

He was, perhaps, not adjusting well to his new look.

[greenexorcist.livejournal.com]

"Well of course not, if you were a person you would have a person face. Though I suppose you could look like a llama. I know people who look like cats?"

[notouchykuzco.livejournal.com]

"...you know people who look like cats?" Kuzco repeated.

[greenexorcist.livejournal.com]

"Yes! You know, narrow eyes, small nose, cute little smile that almost looks like a smirk?"

[notouchykuzco.livejournal.com]

"I've never noticed," Kuzco said.

Kuzco was spectacularly self-involved.

[greenexorcist.livejournal.com]

"Oh." Awkward silence was awkward. Shiemi may have social anxiety but she still watched people and it was embarrassing to find out that was not normal!

"Well, uhm. Why are you here? And..." Her eyes fell on the area near him. "Llama-heika? Are... Are you eating cake?!"

Were llamas supposed to eat cake?

[notouchykuzco.livejournal.com]

"Yeah. It's pretty good," he said. "Grass is super disgusting. Cake's way better."

[greenexorcist.livejournal.com]

"I didn't think your stomach would be able to handle it. It's not the only thing you've had to eat is it? You have had a proper lunch, right?" Shiemi asked, more than a little concerned.