Third floor common room, Saturday afternoon, April 1, 2017

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Okay, so it had taken Kuzco sliiiightly longer than usual to notice that he wasn't a he today. In his defense, he tried to spend as little time as humanly (llama-ly?) possible contemplating the...boybits of his llama body.

Clad in a fabulous poncho and with eyelashes aquired from wherever the poncho had materialized from, Kuzco lounged around the common room whining out loud about his predictament because he really, really loved to hear himself speak.

Herself speak?

Pronouns were confusing this weekend.

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"Can you stop being so fucking loud?" Dante yelled as he wandered into the common room.

Yes, it'd taken him this long to bother to get out of bed.

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"I could, but now that you've been rude about it...no," Kuzco decided.

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"Some of us wanna sleep," Dante retorted.


Yes, sleep, after all the effort of getting out of bed and walking to a store downtown.

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"Um, the sun's out," Kuzco said. "Tough."

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"Nobody cool sleeps when the sun isn't out," Dante retorted. "Loser."

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Kuzco gasped theatrically. (Kuzco did everything theatrically.) "I am not a loser! I'm an emperor!"

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"You're a fucking lama in lipstick," Dante said.

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"...this is also true," Kuzco admitted. "But that doesn't stop me from being an emperor, OR being better looking than my chief adviser!"

Dante didn't care, Kuzco. At all.

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"I don't really care, since I'm hotter than you, and I don't listen to emperors."

Got you there, Kuzco.

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"You are not hotter than me," Kuzco declared wrongly. "I am one hot llama."

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"Maybe to other llamas."

Dante did not sound convinced.

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"Even to non-llamas!" Kuzco said. "The moose in the front office tried to ask me out."

That was probably not helping your case, Kuzco.

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"You mean the big slobbery thing with the horns?" Dante said, pulling a face. "Pretty sure he hasn't gotten any moose-nookie in a long time."

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"Not something I've spent a lot of time thinking about," Kuzco said, making a face of his own. "Ew."

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"I'm just sayin', that's not really scoring you any points."

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Kuzco hated when other people might be right. Haaaaaaaaaated it.

"Fine," he sniffed.