3rd Floor Common Room, Saturday Morning

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"Going on and on I have the future in my hands..."

It wasn't unusual for Dante to be humming under his breath like this. Especially not from that record; his copy had gotten lost when the Hunter demon wrecked his trailer, and he was mourning it big time.

It was just unusual because he didn't exactly feel like singing. After yesterday, even after spending the night back home and coming back this morning-- he felt a little out of it. Like his brain was running ahead of the rest of him for a change.

But he was humming his way all through the third floor common room. And through rooting through the fridge. And through stealing someone's strawberry cheesecake.

Sigh.

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It was a sort of humming day all around, wasn't it?

"Oh my god, is that cheesecake?" Because cheesecake overruled any weirdness happening here, okay?

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"It's mine," Dante said immediately.

It was about as much of a lie as 'my hair's always been this color' would be.

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Rhys looked a little dejected at that. Because cheesecake. Because cheesecake.

"I don't need any anyway."

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"I dunno," Dante said, fishing a small fork out of a drawer somewhere. "You look like you need it."

Not that Rhys was getting it.

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"Do I?"

You're a cruel man, Dante.

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"Better swing by JGoB's and take care of that craving 'fore it eats you alive," Dante said, shoveling a chunk of cheesecake into his mouth. "Food, glorious food..."

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"What." Because seriously, Dante.

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Dante paused mid-bite.

He swallowed.

Then he groaned. "Aw, fuck. This again."

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"What is this?" Rhys asked, looking around like he was expecting someone to jump out and say 'Got you!'

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"Couple years back the island had this thing where everyone'd just start-- sing it out, boy, you've got to see what tomorrow brings..."

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Rhys opened his mouth to laugh at that, but instead sang, "I can't see where you comin' from."

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"That," Dante said, gesturing at him with his fork. "I mean, it's not all bad. Last time I wound up makin' out with Ada."

He shoved more food into his mouth.

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Rhys took a careful step back from him.

"Let's avoid that, okay?"

Look, he didn't want to make out with any teenagers.

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"You're not that hot," Dante said, rolling his eyes. "Calm your tits."

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"Wait, you think I'm hot?" Rhys, focus here. "If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems and a bitch ain’t one."

Well, that was helpful. Thanks, terrible music choices.

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"That don't impress me much," Dante sang.

And was incredibly glad that the Fandom song gods didn't force him to sing more of that song.

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If only Rhys know that song and could properly appreciate the restraint shown. If only.

"Just talking 'bout the business man."

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"So... virgin?" Dante guessed.

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"You do realize I'm actually a least a decade older than you, right?" Rhys asked with a sigh.

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Dante shrugged. "Not judging," he said.

Too much.

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Rhys rolled his eyes at him. "I'm not answering that because you're going to think whatever you want anyway."

A beat.

"But I have had sex."

Thanks, Rhys.

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Suuuure, Rhys.

"But not cheesecake," said Dante, who shoveled more of it into his mouth through a shit-eating grin.

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Hey now, no need to be rude Hot Topic video game.

"Okay, that's gross. Enjoy your cake, cake, cake."

Thank you, Rihanna.

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"Think I will," Dante said, smirking. "Try not to sing about any of your like, darkest most fucked up shit at anyone today."

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Rhys just gave him the most sarcastic thumbs up he could. But now he was just going to hide from people in case that did happen.

No need to bring up the whole... Jack thing. Ever again.