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fandomhighdorms2020-05-18 05:33 am
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Third Floor Common Room; Monday Morning [05/18].
Wayne wasn't quite sure if he was really in the clear for continuing his tradiational Monday Morning Breakfasts without interferance from a Sunday Morning Usurper, considerin' said potential Sunday Morning Usurper had gone home fer the weekend, so he wasn't about to let his guard down, but it had been nice to not have to worry about it Sunday Morning.
Although he wouldn't have been at all surprised if Nina'd hop a portal back just to make breakfast and then hop right back to whatever fuck all she was doing elsewhere.
But she hadn't, or, if she had, she'd done it without anyone noticing, which wasn't Nina's style at all, so Wayne just set to gettin' breakfast ready as per usual, politely ignoring the fact that the eggs and the ham were, in fact, green.
And there was a little gremlin in the corner makin' a show about how he refused to eat them, as if he was even going to be gettin' some in the first place.
"Just so long as you don't go tryin' to eat anyone tryin' to mind their own business and have their own breakfast instead, there, super cheif."
[[ open breakfast is open with hopefully less chance of brainkill like last week! ]]
Although he wouldn't have been at all surprised if Nina'd hop a portal back just to make breakfast and then hop right back to whatever fuck all she was doing elsewhere.
But she hadn't, or, if she had, she'd done it without anyone noticing, which wasn't Nina's style at all, so Wayne just set to gettin' breakfast ready as per usual, politely ignoring the fact that the eggs and the ham were, in fact, green.
And there was a little gremlin in the corner makin' a show about how he refused to eat them, as if he was even going to be gettin' some in the first place.
"Just so long as you don't go tryin' to eat anyone tryin' to mind their own business and have their own breakfast instead, there, super cheif."
[[ open breakfast is open with hopefully less chance of brainkill like last week! ]]

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Why wouldn't people be nice, when given the chance to be?
Elli giggled softly at his glance at his food. "I think it's just dye," Elli said. "Possibly a prank of some sort on Wayne? It tastes the same as usual."
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Maybe it was different in tiny towns?
"Must be," he said, though he didn't smell any dye. "But so long as it tastes good, who cares, right?"
It was delicious and it was free and Julius wasn't going to argue with either of those.
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Sure, some people had tempers and others were taciturn and didn't care for small talk but everyone was nice.
Mineral Town was wonderful!
She laughed. "I suppose that's true," Elli admitted. "Wayne is quite the cook."
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He'd missed last week's breakfast, more fool him.
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She was making a terrible hash of this, wasn't she?
Elli took a breath before continuing with, "Wayne does this every Monday, for the dorms. That's what he told me, last week."
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And it would be absolutely fine, even with his complete lack of dishwashing experience! You just, like, dunked it into some soapy water or whatever, right?
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"Then I'll see if he needs help with shopping for next week," Elli said, unaware of the pain that this would inflict upon the poor dishes.
And on Wayne, who couldn't stand things done wrong.