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fandomhighdorms2021-04-26 05:23 am
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Third Floor Common Room; Monday Morning [04/26].
Wayne almost didn't even make it on over to the common room fer breakfast that morning. There'd just been this heavy feeling weighing down his broad shoulders since he woke up that morning wondering what was even the point? No one even really cared about MMB and the tradition of it all, 'cept mebbe him, really, and it wouldn't even matter soon, anyway, he'd only had two or three more of 'em left before he graduated and it was back to the farm, back to chorin', so what did it even matter? Mebbe you could fuck with tradition after all; mebbe you should.
Odds were somethin' terrible was going to happen once he got down there, anyway, like all the eggs were actually monsters or all his pancake batter turned to slime or some other such tomfuckery...
But somehow, he managed to pull through this fog of reservations and excuses and shuffled reluctantly down the hall to the common room, not at all comforted by the fact that the eggs were just eggs and his pancake batter remained batter, because that just meant that, if the breakfast was normal, then something else was likeleh to go pear-shaped instead, but at least there was something in the fact that he'd have a good solid breakfast in his stomach to prepare him for whatever it was that might be headin' their way...
[[ open breakfast is open, of course! ]]
Odds were somethin' terrible was going to happen once he got down there, anyway, like all the eggs were actually monsters or all his pancake batter turned to slime or some other such tomfuckery...
But somehow, he managed to pull through this fog of reservations and excuses and shuffled reluctantly down the hall to the common room, not at all comforted by the fact that the eggs were just eggs and his pancake batter remained batter, because that just meant that, if the breakfast was normal, then something else was likeleh to go pear-shaped instead, but at least there was something in the fact that he'd have a good solid breakfast in his stomach to prepare him for whatever it was that might be headin' their way...
[[ open breakfast is open, of course! ]]

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Mostly she was hoping that breakfast would help. Breakfast certainly couldn't hurt, right?
"Morning, Wayne."
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He did nod, though, even if his attention stayed on the food with his brow furrowed in a troubled sort of squint.
"Belle," he said. "How are ya now?"
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"And yourself?"
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And that just settled all awkward and wrong and seemed to just make him feel worse, so he tried, firmly, a recovery.
"Fix you up a plate?"
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Did it sound like she was trying to convince herself of that? Because she was.
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So instead he just grunted an acknowledgement, loaded up a plate, and turned his head as he offered it out to Belle.
Still with his eyes averted.
And only a moment later did he remember to add, "Way ya go."
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"I hope it helps."
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Who figgured that was prob'ly a much better thing to say right now than the Doubt it that had bubbled up first on his tongue.
He grumbled a little with discomfort before turning to just focus on the next batch, half wondering if he'd just handed Belle an unexpected plate of doom.
Could he throw a punch fast enough to get a sudden attack plate of pancakes?
Mebbe he'd find out.
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"Adora," he said, instead, with a firm resolution to say that instead of what he'd been tempted to say, "how are ya now?"
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That settled a little uneasily for a moment before he made himself move on with the important thing, the whole reason any of 'em were here, right?
"Fix you up a plate?"
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"Hey."
So that's where she was today.
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"Pretty fuckin' terrible, actualleh."
And he didn't even know quite why, which, fer him, meant it really wasn't worth dwelling over, so he was just going to move right on to, "Fix you up a plate?"
But he did look over at Sabine when he asked this time, which only made his squinting furrowed brow even deeper.
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Again, in a different way than just your run-of-the-mill week at Fandom High.
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"How are ya now?" she asked.
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The oppressive presence of a topic that might need to be discussed sometime before graduation that you were generally avoiding....even though you knew you shouldn't.
So it was...a looooong time before Wayne answered, blinking quite a bit at the pancake that was currently getting very burned on one side.
He thought about lying and giving the usual answer, but if you considered avoidance a form of dishonesty....there's already been too much of that.
So the answer was brusque. And honest.
"Terrible!" he barked.
But the follow up was much softer.
"N'you?"
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Then his attention swiveled entirely toward Shuri.
"Can confirm," he said, but the tone was somewhat slowed and awed that she would put it with such perfect, horrible percision.
"That's exactly what it feels like."
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And while Wayne might have a slim chance of picking up on a social cue like that on a good day, a day like toda meant he wasn't even sure how to read that move that put Shuri closer, and it was only his own worry that she might take it the wrong way that he didn't actually step away. When in doubt, he figured, just stand yer ground.
"Fix you up a plate?" At least he could offer that much. "Pancakes might help."
While they were still pancakes and not trying to come alive or attack or nothin', anywhey!