DIERDRE'S HOUSE: GIRLS ONLY PARTY

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

At Dierdre's highly impressive front door, all comers find this note:

Dear Sisters,

Whether you're a student, a teacher or a townie, if you need to unwind with the girls, come on in. Especially if there's a special someone you're trying to make jealous.

Lingerie optional, though preferred. Hair brushes and massage oils welcomed.

Sweet breath, warm-smelling skin, and kissable mouths absolutely desire.

We await you breathlessly.

The Sisterhood of Shared Sins and Taunting the Boys til the Cry or Give it Up


NO BOYS ALLOWED
Unless you've come to collect your woman. In which case, we'll consider it.

OOC - Beka's mun is swamped with work and may be intermittent for awhile. If you need Beka for something, page her voicemail from here: valentine_tart. Aeryn's under the weather, so she'll be NPC. No one hurts her or they die. Beka will see that she makes it home to Crichton's.

Comments

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

I got an offer from Kawalsky and his dress blues

He says he's not a virgin. I'm sure he'd let you check before you decided

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

And offer of what? Stripping? Subtext? Sexual badinage? Sexual bondage?

Yeah, like I haven't heard that one before.

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

He offered the stripping... but I'm sure if Janet or I smiled sweetly at him, we'd get the others too.

He agreed to let you check

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Wait, which one is he? The guy with the new guns? ... No, no, I have a boyfriend.

Sorta.

Hunh. That has... possibilities.

*glares*

As long as John-Boy and his dress stay outside.

Is he bringing the Shep-Whore? I like his hair.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

*sulks* Everyone likes Shep's hair.

[OOC: *snortles*]

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

My roomate... and I wouldn't tell a soul ;0

Well, if we can't get the real thing, and if he comes in when we're all too drunk to tell a penis from a cocktail weiner sausage... ;)

He could come in without the dress. And without anything else too.

I don't know. I've not seen the Shep Whore recently. His hair is nice

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Wooooooooooooooo.

Tellin' Sun you said that.

*grins wickedly*

Right. we were calling strippers! Hey, they won't ask for I.D., right?

*lists a little to starboard*

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Not touching! Not touching! Yet. I've not decided which one the "contact" drug will be used on

Yes! Strippers! We need strippers!!

Either that, or strip twister

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Hmm, the twister has possibilities

Hey, who brought the Twister??

*drags Weir off to find board games and alcohol*

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

*half stumbles along behind Parker, trying to grasp for Janet*

Janet!!! My love!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Liz can vouch for me, damn it. I was a fully-grown, experienced man before I died/was snaked/came back to life in a teenage body

But I'm still buff. *puffs out chest*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Buff is good. Buff is great.

You don't wanna get married, right?

Maybe I can get to know him while we play Hitman.

No, no, no. MIchael would hurt him.

Hmm. Unless they fought it out.

With oil.

*blinks*

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

I AM TEH BUFF.

Married? I'm 17! And even when I was twice that age, I wasn't married.

Michael? *flexes muscles* Bring it on.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*eyes glaze over*

Well, it's not like Michael and I said we'd be exclusively exclusive...

Wait, I have too many playmates to juggle already. But subtext is always fun.

Hmmmmmmm.

Get him to take his shirt off, and we'll talk.

Maybe for hte campaign....

*plots*

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Bwah. Your Parker rocks. You have the voice down perfectly.]

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

_{[ooc: Thank you Fandom High, and good night! *snerk*]}