What does it all mean?

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

After a long night, Zaphod wakes up with a notice taped directly to his left head.

Beeblebrox-

You have a package in the front office.

"Not signed. That’s not ominous by a longshot."

Zaphod goes down to front office, where the attendant is also clueless as to who sent said package.

*shrugs*

"Well, then it’s probably just a bomb. No worries. Or maybe a severed foot. Some of my stalkers have crazy senses of humor."

As he opens the package., Zaphod’s eyes open wide in fear.

"SHIT! IT’S AN-"

HONESTLY, WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!

"-S...E...P*. Egads! What am I doing with my life?"

*runs off to counseling*

[OOC: S.E.P: Sudden Epiphany Projectile. Chemical warfare of the deadliest sort. The bomb goes off, and instead of incinerating or poisoning, it causes all the effected to have instant, soul-searching realizations. But don’t worry; it goes away after an hour :) The radius of the bomb is three mile, so that pretty much covers the entire dorm, and a bit of the town. Aka: Whoever wants to play.

See also: Zaphod’s mun looking for an excuse to get him to counseling.]

Comments

OOC:

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: NOOOOOOOOO! No life changes for the guy so cool he could store a side of meat in his pelvis!!!! Besides the weekend's coming up and I was looking forward to the ease the stress of detention with a PGGB.]

Re: OOC:

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

[OOC: No worries. I'd never really change Zaphod. If I may take a moment to speak fangirl: I wuvs him!!!111oneoneone. He'll drink away the ephiany in an hour, tops]

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

In study hall, eating pizza, Parker suddenly realizes six things:

1) She really does kind of hate her father.
2) She really does kind of love Jarod, even though he's an emo juvenile lab rat.
3) Sexing with Gordon while loving Jarod and dating Michael Samuelle is unfair to all of three of them and herself.
4) She'd rather break every bone in her body than go to work for her father or be evil when she grows up.
5) She wants to have friends.
6) Operation Manchurian Candidate is maybe a little evil.

Absolutely appalled at all this, she goes to her room, puts on Rob's mix tape, and hides under the covers until the feeling passes.

An hour later, she feels much, much better.

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

Spider realizes the following:

1. Drugs are bad for him.
2. He misses his Filthy Assistants to the point of pain.
3. He's becoming very attached to his Teaching Assistant, Interns and Minion.
4. He...

Having been under the influence of scarier revelations than this and honestly possessing an unhealthily strong ego, he advances directly to the booze, without passing go, and drinks himself into unconsciousness.

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

In his room, getting ready for a Death Eater mission Draco realizes:
1. He's glad that there are a few people from Hogwarts here.
2. Paige won't really like him, no matter what he does.
3. Angelus and Balthazar are rather attractive.
4. So is Logan Echolls.
5. Green jell-o is clearly the more superior jell-o.
6. He wants to kill Potter himself.

[alchemy-4-arson.livejournal.com]

In his dorm room, as he prepares to head into town for some fun, Mustang stops just before his hand touches the doorknob, and he has these revelations:


1. He only ever has been and only ever will be attracted to blonds.
2. He actually wants to be on the student body council, it's not just a boredom thing like he's been telling himself.
3. Science is not the only interesting thing in the world.
4. It's been a whole week and he hasn't mixed up a batch of home-made hard alcohol yet.

That settles it, then. When he gets back from town he's going to make a two-liter batch of raspberry everclear and bring it with him to detention tomorrow.

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

Kiki, flying leisurely around the grounds pondering ponderous thoughts on the rose that was left anonymously at her room Friday morning, debating whether she should go to Professor Sidle about it or not.

Suddenly, it occurs to her that:

1. This school is really terrifying, but I'm actually coming to like it.
2. I'm really worried about the disappearing people...
3. OMG I HAVE ALMOST NO SKILLS AS A WITCH AND I'M GOING TO FLUNK OUT AND RETURN HOME TO MOM AND DAD AS A TOTAL FAILURE AND THEY WILL BE SO DISAPPOINTED IN ME.
4. No, I won't. I really can do this.
5. Wow, Capslock of Angst is kind of fun, come to think of it.
6. *gasp* I'm about to run into the Whompin- OOOMPHGH!

A loud shriek echoes over the grounds as Kiki sails through the air, end over end, splashing into the lake before she can recover. She comes up sputtering, Jiji perched on her head, his nails digging painfully into her scalp. Yowling and drenched, Jiji sounds like he's scolding Kiki vehemently.

"I know! Hush up already!" Kiki snaps.

Kiki, bruised and soaked through limps back to the dorm on a bedraggled and dripping broom.

[geoff-chaucer.livejournal.com]

Geoff realizes:

1. Poets are apparently a whole lot cooler in the future than they were in his time.
2. He has no idea how he ended up in this place, but he's kind of starting to like it.
3. He's managed to go several days without placing a bet on anything, and that scares him.

Thankfully, he is far too distracted (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomtownies/35440.html) to spend much time thinking about all of it.