http://best-bang-yet.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] best-bang-yet.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhighdorms2005-09-16 03:58 pm

What does it all mean?

After a long night, Zaphod wakes up with a notice taped directly to his left head.

Beeblebrox-

You have a package in the front office.


"Not signed. That’s not ominous by a longshot."

Zaphod goes down to front office, where the attendant is also clueless as to who sent said package.

*shrugs*

"Well, then it’s probably just a bomb. No worries. Or maybe a severed foot. Some of my stalkers have crazy senses of humor."

As he opens the package., Zaphod’s eyes open wide in fear.

"SHIT! IT’S AN-"

HONESTLY, WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!

"-S...E...P*. Egads! What am I doing with my life?"

*runs off to counseling*

[OOC: S.E.P: Sudden Epiphany Projectile. Chemical warfare of the deadliest sort. The bomb goes off, and instead of incinerating or poisoning, it causes all the effected to have instant, soul-searching realizations. But don’t worry; it goes away after an hour :) The radius of the bomb is three mile, so that pretty much covers the entire dorm, and a bit of the town. Aka: Whoever wants to play.

See also: Zaphod’s mun looking for an excuse to get him to counseling.]

[identity profile] geoff-chaucer.livejournal.com 2005-09-19 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Geoff realizes:

1. Poets are apparently a whole lot cooler in the future than they were in his time.
2. He has no idea how he ended up in this place, but he's kind of starting to like it.
3. He's managed to go several days without placing a bet on anything, and that scares him.

Thankfully, he is far too distracted (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomtownies/35440.html) to spend much time thinking about all of it.