Back on the school campus

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

*Hamlet stands in the darkened school hallway near the cafeteria entrance, thankful that everyone else is out partying somewhere. He stands, arms-crossed, as nonchalantly as he can, with one foot on a small box.*

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[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

*Hamlet starts in, back to the wall, dagger at the ready. A pile of odd-looking green cubes sits on the counter, next to a cage of live gremlins and the bloody remains of a monkey carcass. A few cookbooks are lying on the main cook area, next to an alchemist's dream of odd shaped bottles.*

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

Yeesh. Hey, I reconfigured this old vidphone I had laying around so that it records. *flips it on, starts recording*

[gumgum-rocket.livejournal.com]

*looks around with wide eyes. Speaks just too loudly for what should be a stealth operation* Whoa, what's all this stuff??

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

Sssshh! Do you want to get caught by rover?

[gumgum-rocket.livejournal.com]

...sorry. I guess I just get a little excited sometimes *quirky smile*

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

That's not going to capture too much of us, is it? I'd prefer to be more anonymous in this whole endeavor. So that they can't punish me for breaking and entering.

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

Nah, just like a regular camera. Ya know, "point and shoot?" *grins*

*a loud noise comes from somewhere further in the darkness*

[gumgum-rocket.livejournal.com]

WHAAAAAA!! *Luffy jumps up high enough to hit his head on the ceiling*

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

*is still trying to control his stabbing instincts*

Is this boy really a pirate?

*picks up the nearest cookbooks*

The Titus Andronicus (http://www.sparknotes.com/shakespeare/titus/summary.html) Pastry Cookbook for Beginners? Thirty More Things to Make with Soylent Green (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_green)? What are they serving here?

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

Pirate? *stares at this kid* You're supposed to be a pirate??? *incredulous; wonders if Barbossa knows his noble profession is being defamed by a kid in furry shorts*

*stares at the pastry cookbook* You've gotta be shitting me. *records*

[gumgum-rocket.livejournal.com]

Not only that, I'm gonna become King of the Pirates! *yells again, but realizes what he's done* Oops, sorry. Haha don't want to wake anything...

*A massive crashing and roaring a la the T-Rex in Jurassic Park is heard where the kitchens should be located*

...up.

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

Ack! What have you done?!

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

SHIT SHIT SHIT *fishes rapidly for flashlight*

*shines it towards the noise*

Holy...

*they see this (http://graphics.stanford.edu/courses/cs348b-competition/cs348b-03/furbunny/bunnypics/p023_final_render1.jpg)*

WHAT IN THE HELL?? I THOUGHT PRINCIPAL CONNER WAS KIDDING ABOUT THE GODDAMNED EASTER BUNNY!!!

[gumgum-rocket.livejournal.com]

...what...the... *is, for the first, and probably last time in his life, at a loss for words*

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

ANGELS AND MINISTERS OF GRACE DEFEND US!! Why is that rabbit so huge?! Why is it staring at us like that?!

*grabs the Titus and Soylent cookbooks, and pulls his dagger back out*

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

OKAY. *pulls gun out, points it in direction of the giant rabbit*

Hey, uh, what the hell do you think that thing is for?

*notices a huge door looming behind the giant rabbit*

It's a freaking guard! I'd bet Deathscythe we need that key. Okay, okay, think Duo, THINK.

I GOT IT--Music soothes the savage beast, right? Hamlet, man, you remember any of those Billy Joel songs???

[gumgum-rocket.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh I get it, you guys stop the bunny, and I'll grab the key! I don't need to get near, my arm stretches :o)

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine. You stretch, I'll se if I can remember any *gag* Billy Joel lyrics.

Uh...

[gumgum-rocket.livejournal.com]

*The bunny's eyes lose their ev0l red glow, and slowly close as it falls asleep*

*Luffy whispers* Gum...gum...arm! *he grabs the key from beside the rabbit*

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

Grab the key, lock that rabbit in, get as many pictures as you can, and then let's get out of here while we still can.

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

*is trying really hard not to laugh at Hamlet's singing abilities*

*grabs the key from Luffy and sneaks over to the huge door*

*puts the key in the lock and opens the door*

*they see a bunch of these (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/narya638/Untitled-1copy.jpg), being lorded over what appears to be this (http://www.tvacres.com/images/nelson_alice2.jpg)*

*Duo stares, open mouthed*

Man, I'm the God of Death and I still ain't never seen any of this shit.

*snaps a picture, turns on his heel and relocks the door, hoping for the first time he dreams of the WAR instead of THIS*

[gumgum-rocket.livejournal.com]

*Luffy looks from Duo to the door, to Duo, to the door, to Duo again*

What in the heck WAS that? I've seen some crazy stuff, but I ain't NEVER seen anything like those crazy creatures in there!

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Thank you! ^-^ The Tragedy of Hamlet, Act I, Scene 4, line 20. He has such funny exclamations when used out of context. :)]

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

I suppose that it's maybe a good thing that I had the evil sweet potatoes instead instead of the cannibalistic cheeseburgers... Do you suppose this is where all the missing students ended up?