Just a warning to you all.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty stumbles into the dorm and posts a note on the bulletin board. He's carrying three roasted chickens and a coke.

The note reads:
If you ask for chicken at the cafeteria you might just get a new pet. You've been warned.


Following Marty with lovestruck eyes...

is Marty's new pet.

Comments

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Hey Faith! How's your equipment working?

*bolts*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

Will not make the obvious joke about his constant bolting and having a chicken. Will NOT.

It's working just fine, thanks. I heard yours is having some performance issues, though.
Hows your new girlfriend? You name her?