Just a warning to you all.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty stumbles into the dorm and posts a note on the bulletin board. He's carrying three roasted chickens and a coke.

The note reads:
If you ask for chicken at the cafeteria you might just get a new pet. You've been warned.


Following Marty with lovestruck eyes...

is Marty's new pet.

Comments

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

ooc: Bwah!

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

(ooc I want one!)

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Flirt with the Chef and tell him how great cheeckees are.

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

I thought I heard clucking, but I figured it was a flashback to that damned chicken farm in Dublith.

Did you know live chickens can be used as lethal weapons?

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Anything is lethal if applied properly."

[OOC: No worries.]

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

I suppose so. All the same, I was coughing up feathers for weeks.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: LMAO]

"That sounds painful."

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

(ooc- HAHAHAHAHA. oh man, that makes my day)

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Hey Faith! How's your equipment working?

*bolts*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

Will not make the obvious joke about his constant bolting and having a chicken. Will NOT.

It's working just fine, thanks. I heard yours is having some performance issues, though.
Hows your new girlfriend? You name her?

[chasingangela]

Cute. But, um, is it going to come with us to the shooting range today?

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Marty will secure his pet chicken in his room before leaving for the shooting range.]

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*snorts and watches chicken amused* You gonna name her?

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"I'm thinking either 'Camilla' or 'Lunch'."

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Lunch is a bit cruel.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"But delicious with mashed potatoes and gravy."

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*frowns* I suppose...

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"I'm kidding. She's my little cheeckee aren't you girl?"

*Squawk!*

"Yes you are!"

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Never knew chickens talked back, man.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"According to the chef, she can fetch the newspaper every morning. At least that's what I think he said."

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Now that's handy.

[janet_fraiser]

OOC: Camilla! Careful, Gonzo might get jealous.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Sing it everyone:
I feel like chicken tonight...

I think I can take Gonzo.
]

[swerval_zero]

I've got birdseed if you need something to feed it.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Thanks Zero... uh," Marty hesistates for just a second.

"I never really apologized to you for... you know. The whole gun thing. I'm really sorry about that."

Marty looks down at his chicken with an ashamed look on his face.

"It was rude and stupid. I know better than that."

[swerval_zero]

*waves him off* Oh, no big deal. I tried t'get you out of jail once I heard--that was just totally uncalled for, jackbooted grinders--but the cop I was talkin' to just sort of...wandered off in the middle of me tryin' to explain I wasn't pressin' charges, so what was their squallin' problem. It was kinda weird.

*studies chicken* I wonder if she'd get along with Fish.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Who's Fish?"

[swerval_zero]

Oh, my parrot's name is Fish. He's totally swerval, can swear in like fifteen languages. Of course, the chicken's neat too.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty looks at his muppet like Chicken.

"Well this is fandom high. Maybe Camilla can learn to swear too. Whatta ya think girl?"

*Squawk*

"Hmm. Maybe not."

[swerval_zero]

*grin* If any fowl can be a negative influence on her, it's probably Fish.

I'll get you some seed, yeah?

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty gives her a grateful grin.

"Thanks! I appreciate it."

[swerval_zero]

No problem, it's totally cream. I'll be right back.

[swerval_zero]

*returns carrying a bag of birdseed* Hope she'll eat parrot food.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Zero finds a note left behind.

Zero,

Sorry! I forgot I had to go to the shooting range (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomtownies/77307.html) and teach Angela how to fire a gun. I'll be back later tonight.

~M

[swerval_zero]

*scribbles Hope she'll eat parrot food on the back of the note, and leaves it and the birdseed by his door*

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

After coming back from the shooting range with Angela, Marty feeds some of the feed to Camilla who likes it very much.

[alchemy-4-arson.livejournal.com]

Roy laughs, and tosses the chicken a couple of potato chips from the ag he'd been eating.

"You know what, you keep 'em," he says, handing him the small bag of Lays and still laughing at the expression on Marty's face every time the other boy looks at the chicken. "A congratulatory gift on your newfound love."

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"I named her Camilla.... Man this is a strange school."

[alchemy-4-arson.livejournal.com]

"Strange for sure. But it does give you something to take care of instead of wave a gun at."

((OOC: Camilla... where do I know that name from?))

[swerval_zero]

(OOC: Gonzo's chicken love on Sesame Street?)

[sakuracchyan.livejournal.com]

[[OOC:Or in terms of your character's fandom, the first PS2 game's villain?]]

[alchemy-4-arson.livejournal.com]

((Haven't played the games. I think I might have watched a movie or something with that name recently.))

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

((Where's Gonzo to yell for Camilla when you need him?))

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Gonzo is getting no where near my Camilla!]