Just a warning to you all.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty stumbles into the dorm and posts a note on the bulletin board. He's carrying three roasted chickens and a coke.

The note reads:
If you ask for chicken at the cafeteria you might just get a new pet. You've been warned.


Following Marty with lovestruck eyes...

is Marty's new pet.

Comments

[swerval_zero]

*waves him off* Oh, no big deal. I tried t'get you out of jail once I heard--that was just totally uncalled for, jackbooted grinders--but the cop I was talkin' to just sort of...wandered off in the middle of me tryin' to explain I wasn't pressin' charges, so what was their squallin' problem. It was kinda weird.

*studies chicken* I wonder if she'd get along with Fish.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Who's Fish?"

[swerval_zero]

Oh, my parrot's name is Fish. He's totally swerval, can swear in like fifteen languages. Of course, the chicken's neat too.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty looks at his muppet like Chicken.

"Well this is fandom high. Maybe Camilla can learn to swear too. Whatta ya think girl?"

*Squawk*

"Hmm. Maybe not."

[swerval_zero]

*grin* If any fowl can be a negative influence on her, it's probably Fish.

I'll get you some seed, yeah?

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty gives her a grateful grin.

"Thanks! I appreciate it."

[swerval_zero]

No problem, it's totally cream. I'll be right back.

[swerval_zero]

*returns carrying a bag of birdseed* Hope she'll eat parrot food.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Zero finds a note left behind.

Zero,

Sorry! I forgot I had to go to the shooting range (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomtownies/77307.html) and teach Angela how to fire a gun. I'll be back later tonight.

~M

[swerval_zero]

*scribbles Hope she'll eat parrot food on the back of the note, and leaves it and the birdseed by his door*

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

After coming back from the shooting range with Angela, Marty feeds some of the feed to Camilla who likes it very much.