Not quite a coronary but close

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee races home from class to check on all the tv programs he tivo’d while he was away to Caprica City to visit his dad…and he discovers that Room 216 has not only been ransacked but it has an odd and terrible cocktail of odors with the zombie arm hanging on the door and a mildewed rotting sail canvas lying on the floor.

As he is a strapping young man, Lee William Adama does not have a coronary (otherwise House might take interest) but he does shut the door tightly, lock it, unlock it, open it again and now that he’s sure he’s not hallucinating, he tentatively looks in to make sure it’s thoroughly ransacked and therefore nothing is left in there to save.

When this is all apparent, he closes the door again and writes “TOXIC AREA” on the door in big scrawling letters and goes to look for the dorm mother – or whoever is in charge of the dorms.

He’s more numb than furious, more shocked than tearful. It’s quite a terrible homecoming and all he can think about is that someone, right now is probably laughing at him.

Perhaps Veronica would know what to do but she left a voice mail message that she’d be out of town this week.

In the meantime, Lee is in dire need of a place to at least sit down and try to figure out now what to do that all his stuff has been stolen and his room is now uninhabitable.

Comments

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John smiles and gestures her over. "We're just welcoming Lee back. He looks kind of upset so we're trying to see what's the what."

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Beka takes a closer look at Lee, then nods to Crichton. "He does look upset."

"Lee, what's wrong?"

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

All my stuff is gone and my room is ... well, a toxic area or something. Smells like a latrine where someone died.

[janet_fraiser]

Janet leans in closer to the door and sniffs, then her nose wrinkles up. "Ew," she says. "That's really vile." She turns to Beka and John. "Smells kind of like zombie, don't you think?"

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Zombies? What?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Ah, you missed it, Lee. Zombies invaded the school, there was a lot of fighting, a lot of zombie guts. Maybe the zombies did this to your room since you weren't here to eat?

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

LORDS, what the frak? Zombies!? I'm glad ya'll survived...


...oh lords, did Kara survive? *worried look of great worrying!*

[janet_fraiser]

*sympathetic look* Kara's fine. Everyone's fine, actually, barring some noncritical injuries here and there. Though the AV Club kid won't be if I get my hands on him. He flooded the library with boiling water.

*grimaces* Zombie stew. It was vile. I can't believe they attacked your room!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

You're okay too? *looks at her carefully, small smile on his face*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Kara's fine. We were together in the library, sitting on shelves while the zombies cooked in hot water. Don't ask. She's around here somewhere but I assure you, she's fine.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Thank the gods.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Frak, we're dead. Golden boy went to Connor.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

[OOC: *killes you and erases the hearts*]

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Well, I'll take the blame if I have to. Since it was my idea at first.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Am trying to get him out of there.

We might want to fess up.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Ewww. *makes face* That's awful. Is someone coming to clean it up? Do you want me to call one of the magic people to like wave a wand or do a spell or something?

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I think it just needs to be cleaned with fire or something.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*nods* Fire's probably best if it's as bad as you say. But... all of your things are in there. *looks sad*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

No no no, all my things were taken out. It's an empty room, save for the objects stinking up the place.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*looks confused* So...something bad happened to your room. But before that, someone stole everything?

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I went in there and it's been ransacked.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

We thought you cleared it.

[janet_fraiser]

Janet glances at Lee, who is looking dejected, then up at his door, which reads 'TOXIC AREA.' "What's going on, Lee?"

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

sad rage! (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhighdorms/112130.html?thread=3401730#t3401730)