Poster seen on every possible public venue

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Someone desperately wants to be Homecoming Queen. She said so herself. Several times. But you didn't hear that from me.

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[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

He pulses where it counts.

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Oh? And exactly where would that be?

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*arches an eyebrow* You have to ask? *shakes her head*

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

I knew you couldn't say it outloud.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Cock. Dick. Prick. Penis. Shaft. Manhood. Manstaff.

By the way. Did anyone ever tell you you're adorable when you're being juvenile?

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

It's part of my charm. [g]

And you forgot "quivering tower of love". Yes, I've seen the things you girls read.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Yes. Your charm is abundant. It's almost enough to get me into bed with you. Almost.

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Wow, you really do have a pretty high opinion of yourself. If I were to find you in my bed, I'd likely ask my roommate for that sword he swears is just a wall decoration.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*smiles* Only because once you'd been with me, there'd never be anyone else who could compare.




(OOC: OMG, she so totally isn't that confident! She's just messing with him. *g*)

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

You would know.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Highly cryptic. You could find out, you know. According to you at least, I'm spreading my favors and my legs quite liberally. Since I love you, and you love me, it's a simple enough matter for you to learn for yourself.