Posted on the Bulletin Board in the Dormitory

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

Wanted: Teaching Assistant for Shop Class

Must be:
Able to look past hairstyles from the 80's
Creative and have the ability to think on his/her/its feet.
Experience in fabricating devices/explosives/a tool to escape an elaborate death trap helpful.
Love for anything with a Swiss Army emblem on it.

Responsibilities:
Gathering material from local junkyard for classes
Leading class in teacher's absence
Give first aid to students who get caught in explosions.

Please sign up here. Interviews will be held throughout the day on Thursday. Be prepared for a test of your fabricating skills.

Swiss Army Knife and duct tape will be provided.

Comments

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Han signs the shop TA list. Looks like he might have a lot of time on his hands in the enar future.

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

John signs up for TA. After hours access with shop equipment should be part of the gig.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

::signs her name to the list, smiling::

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam signs up for the job of TA, slightly giddy at the idea of working with her hero, a swiss army knife, and duct tape all at the same time

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Let the Richard Dean Anderson confusion begin!!! Bwah!]

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Especially since Mac's actually one of Sam's canon heroes. Oh, the ways she could drive O'Neill bananas by raving about Mac. *is slightly evil*]

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

[Will not sign up will not sign up willnotsingupwillnot...]

*Signs*

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

[Dude! Maybe you can TA and Sam can just come in and drool over all the pretty.]

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

[Oh that would be awesome! Shit. I hope I can attend. *Wonders what times classes will be*]

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

OOC: Or maybe Sam'll get the job, and Jack can get all aggravated that she's mooning all over the new shop teacher (regardless, she's signing up for the class and there will be some goofy mooning). I know they're Tuesdays/Thursdays, but I don't remember when.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

[T & Th? Yay. Slow days for Jack, he might be able to join after all! And I totally think Carter and Jack should apply for TA. It'd be a fight to the (Brain) death!]

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've been looking for T/Th classes for Sam. The idea of them fighting for the position of supreme dork is really amusing (not to mention the idea of Jack running a class or two). But duct tape is totally her milieu.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

[T/Th Jack only has Speech and sometimes Journalism, all the classes seem to be on MWF or all five. And yes, a Supreme Dork battle sounds awesome as hell. You know he'd make us build a nuclear reactor out of gum and toothpicks or something.]

OOC:

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

You know he'd make us build a nuclear reactor out of gum and toothpicks or something.

*Adds toothpicks and gum to supply requisition form*

Re: OOC:

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

[Don't forget the chicken-wire and WD-40.]

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

[Or they could both lose out on the job to someone else and just end up as lab partners. *laughs* Yeah, gum, toothpicks, drain cleaner, and yesterday's lunch special from the cafeteria.]

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

[No cafeteria food, bio-hazards aren't allowed in the classrooms outside of Journalism.]

OOC:

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

Sam can just come in and drool over all the pretty
*Fluffs Mullet*

*Breath Spray*

Re: OOC:

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

[*giggling* Okay, Sam was going to join the class anyway, but now it's guaranteed.]