Posted on the Bulletin Board in the Dormitory

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

Wanted: Teaching Assistant for Shop Class

Must be:
Able to look past hairstyles from the 80's
Creative and have the ability to think on his/her/its feet.
Experience in fabricating devices/explosives/a tool to escape an elaborate death trap helpful.
Love for anything with a Swiss Army emblem on it.

Responsibilities:
Gathering material from local junkyard for classes
Leading class in teacher's absence
Give first aid to students who get caught in explosions.

Please sign up here. Interviews will be held throughout the day on Thursday. Be prepared for a test of your fabricating skills.

Swiss Army Knife and duct tape will be provided.

Comments

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

John signs up for TA. After hours access with shop equipment should be part of the gig.