In the third floor common room

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

For the second night in a row, Rory wanders into the third floor common room (with another stack of flyers and coffee in hand) and flips on the TV.

However, it's fairly obvious from the rapid pace she's flipping through the channels that she's not really all that focused on the television.

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, but keep it under wraps," Rory replies, smiling. "I don't think anyone here actually knows, aside from my mom...and now you."

[swerval_zero]

Okay, sure. *makes the zipping-lips-and-throwing-away-key gesture* Secret's safe with me.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory nods. "I'll probably tell more people, but I don't want, like, Professor Jerusalem singing happy birthday to me or the Chef making me a cake or something. Because you know something like that would happen. And I totally don't want a vampire puppy. At all. Nope."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*takes notes* And who *doesn't* want a vampire puppy? Aww.

[swerval_zero]

We so should get her a vampire puppy.

[swerval_zero]

Squall, no one wants the Chef baking them a cake. That's takin' your own life into your hands, right there. I totally will not try to get you a vampire puppy. Not even a little bit.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"I know. I want to live to see eighteen, after all. Good, because I absolutely don't want one at all even though they're the cutest ever."

[swerval_zero]

A noble goal. So if you see me chatting with Angelus in study hall or the like, that's absolutely not what we're talking about.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"I need to be able to vote and play the lottery and buy dirty magazines, after all. Good, I'll just think you guys are BFF now. He's very friendly, that one."

[swerval_zero]

Ah, yes, dirty magazines. Such a nice kind-hearted young man.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Yes. They're very important, from what I understand. A kindhearted, sweet, loving boy."

[swerval_zero]

I'd offer you access to Special Collections' very special collection, but it's closed until we figure out what the squall happened to Julian.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory stares. "We have a pornographic section of your library? Why doesn't everyone know this? Not that I would partake - I was totally kidding - but I'm surprised I haven't heard before now."

[swerval_zero]

Because we don't want everyone knowin', or we'd be chaperonin' people in an' out of SC for their wankin' material all day long.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Ah, that makes sense," Rory says, nodding. "Make sure you don't tell any of the guys from MFCD, then. You'd have SC full all the time."

[swerval_zero]

*shudders at the thought*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

With really adorable hair, too. I bet his mommy does it for him.

"It's not like it's not all on the internet anyway..." Parker hums The Internet is for Porn! under her breath.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"True, true," Rory says, nodding. "If I really wanted to, I suppose I could hop online."

[ooc: OMG AVENUE Q LOVE.]

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"I have no idea what the firewalls here are like. And I'm not going to ask Broots for help getting past them. But there has to be Wi-Fi access in town, too." Parker looks amused. "I'm not going to speculate about what the guys brought with them for comfort reading from home, though."

_{[ooc: Yay, TrekkieMonster!]}

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory shudders. "Not to mention there's the 'adult' store in town and all. It's sort of nice to know there are so many people who're getting laid. That way you don't have to think about the alternative."