in the Common Room

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

In the Common Room, seated in plain sight, anyone who wanders by can see the following with a note attached:

Mr. Fluffypants is seated in front of a pile of objects which may look familiar to some people*:
--some flannel shirts
--mediocre grunge CDs
--a book of possibly bad poetry (Mr. Fluffypants reserves judgement)
--several novels, including "The Grapes of Wrath," "Anna Karenina," "Frankenstein," and a Harelequin, "The Pirate Who Seduced Me"; all of which bear the inscription, "Property Of Rory Gilmore"
--some coffee mugs
--a bit of poetry with the name "Paige Matthews" clearly on it in at least one place
--spare vambraces and knee-guards
--Art TA notes (with doodles of swords and various weapons in the margins)
--some studded leather hairties
--a pack of cigarettes
--a half-empty bottle of floral scented hair gel
--a copy of Catholic Weekly, which doesn't look very Catholic at all
--a sophisticated looking communication device
--a pair of combat boots
--Advanced Negotiations notes (with doodles of "AS + PA = <3" covering more of the paper than the actual notes)
--a banthabell
--a set of love letters
--ballet shoes which are a size 7 and rather worn ("K.P." written in Sharpie on the inside of each heel)
--a silver Tiffany alarm clock that won't stop buzzing
--a picture of Mary Steenburgern
--New Kids on the Block sheets
--a textbook packed with important looking notes
--an antique cross necklace

For those who care to look hard enough (it's not that hard), Hamlet and Duo are hiding behind a nearby couch, snickering. Well, Duo is snickering and Hamlet is trying to not snicker--or, at least snicker in an emo way in a way befitting that of someone who does not snicker.



*[[ooc: If you would like your stuff stolen, and subsequently hoarded, by the Pink Terror, let us know.
EDIT: We will edit the post to reflect stolen things, then respond at will.
EDIT AGAIN: As it's now 2:30 AM for Duo-Mun, Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants will refrain from stealing anything else at the time being. We'll play out the last things added, though, so yay! And thanks so much for playing with us, guys, we had a blast! XD]]

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory's expression softens slightly. "I'm not accusing you of anything. I'm just confused as to how my stuff ended up out here. And Zero's right - instead of returning the things to where they belonged, you just sat here watching?"

[swerval_zero]

*to Rory* And laughin', don' forget the laughin'.

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

*shrugs*

I blame that on my curiosity on the subject of human nature. You would have been returned your items eventually regardless of your actions. Although I am curious as to where you acquired that pirate novel.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory blushes bright red. "It's...not mine. I was keeping it for a friend."

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

*smirks*

How nice of you then to share your bookplates with her.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory blushes even deeper. "She's...embarrassed to own it?" she says hesitantly. "And I, thinking it'd never get out, let her use my bookplate..." She trails off, fully aware of what a bad liar she is.