in the Common Room

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

In the Common Room, seated in plain sight, anyone who wanders by can see the following with a note attached:

Mr. Fluffypants is seated in front of a pile of objects which may look familiar to some people*:
--some flannel shirts
--mediocre grunge CDs
--a book of possibly bad poetry (Mr. Fluffypants reserves judgement)
--several novels, including "The Grapes of Wrath," "Anna Karenina," "Frankenstein," and a Harelequin, "The Pirate Who Seduced Me"; all of which bear the inscription, "Property Of Rory Gilmore"
--some coffee mugs
--a bit of poetry with the name "Paige Matthews" clearly on it in at least one place
--spare vambraces and knee-guards
--Art TA notes (with doodles of swords and various weapons in the margins)
--some studded leather hairties
--a pack of cigarettes
--a half-empty bottle of floral scented hair gel
--a copy of Catholic Weekly, which doesn't look very Catholic at all
--a sophisticated looking communication device
--a pair of combat boots
--Advanced Negotiations notes (with doodles of "AS + PA = <3" covering more of the paper than the actual notes)
--a banthabell
--a set of love letters
--ballet shoes which are a size 7 and rather worn ("K.P." written in Sharpie on the inside of each heel)
--a silver Tiffany alarm clock that won't stop buzzing
--a picture of Mary Steenburgern
--New Kids on the Block sheets
--a textbook packed with important looking notes
--an antique cross necklace

For those who care to look hard enough (it's not that hard), Hamlet and Duo are hiding behind a nearby couch, snickering. Well, Duo is snickering and Hamlet is trying to not snicker--or, at least snicker in an emo way in a way befitting that of someone who does not snicker.



*[[ooc: If you would like your stuff stolen, and subsequently hoarded, by the Pink Terror, let us know.
EDIT: We will edit the post to reflect stolen things, then respond at will.
EDIT AGAIN: As it's now 2:30 AM for Duo-Mun, Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants will refrain from stealing anything else at the time being. We'll play out the last things added, though, so yay! And thanks so much for playing with us, guys, we had a blast! XD]]

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[chasingangela]

[OOC: Oh, fun. The pink terror might have gotten some flannel shirts and mediocre grunge CDs from Angela's room, and possibly a notebook full of bad poetry?]

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Anything you'd care to donate to the evil cause. ^-^ Consider your flannel and grunge swiped.]

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Hmm. Would it be a problem if Mr. Fluffypants has some of Ror's stuff, but she won't be back to retrieve it until tomorrow night? Because it's possible he might have several classic novels (of your choosing, if you want to get title-specific) and some coffee mugs from her room.]

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

((damn it Paige is at Geoff's she's not even met Hamlet yet! Also she really wants Mr Fluffypants))

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

[chasingangela]

Back from the library with a mind full of -- thoughts, bad ones, Angela barely notices the bunny or the objects when she walks into the common room.

"That looks like my blue and grey shirt," she thinks, idly, then: "Wait -- it is my shirt. And that's my purple one." She begins to dig in the pile, and to speak aloud, although to herself. "My shirts, my Stone Temple Pilots CD, my Juliana Hatfield 3 CD, my Soul Asylum CD, my -- my notebook? This is, like, private."

She glares around the room, spotting a familiar head of badly-dyed hair over the top of a couch. "Hamlet? Why does Mr. Fluffypants have my stuff?"

[(Anonymous)]

Mr Canute Mimir Fluffypants turns his head to follow Angela as she enters the room. His dead yellow eyes stare intently at her as she nears the pile.

[swerval_zero]

(ooc: Hey, I thought I was the Pink Terror.)

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Looks like you'll have to fight him for the title. :p]

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Paige walks into the commonroom looking for Lily to tell her the good news about Geoff, she sees the creature and notices a piece of parchment

"What the? How the hell did that get there."

She looks around the room and sees a blond head, but ignores it since she has Geoff, she reaches out to take the poetry back

[(Anonymous)]

Mr Canute Mimir Fluffypants turns his hot pink head to stare at Paige. His gaze is surprisingly intense for being made of string.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Dude, he should so swipe Angelus's cigs and hair gel]

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*walking by the common room, Callisto notices the glint of metal, intriged she walks in and notices that on the pile of objects are her spare pairs of vambraces and kneeguards, her TA crib notes for art, and a number of her hairties*

What the frak?!?

*she is not very happy*

[(Anonymous)]

Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants acknowledges the new person in the room with his scan.

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants bats Chiana's hand away. His yellow string eyes seem to look hurt that anyone would try to steal from his hoard of stolen goods.

[swerval_zero]

(ooc: Mr. Fluffypants is welcome to Zero's stomping (read: combat) boots. [omg showdown of the pink terrors])

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Consider them stolen. Let "The Battle of the Pink Terrors" begin!]

[swerval_zero]

*enters the common room after leaving the library, to be confronted with a stuffed toy the same color as her hair lording it over...*

Hey. Those are my boots. *reaches for them*

[(Anonymous)]

Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants stands in front of the boots and spreads his arms protectively. He has claimed these boots as his, and plans to wear them out to pick up the stuffed bunny ladies. He does, however, admire Zero's choice of hair color.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory enters the common room after dropping her stuff in her room, and immediately notices the bunny.

Good taste in books, she thinks. Hey...those look like - those ARE mine! And...oh, my God, it has my pirate book. Shit!

She scurries over, and starts to pile up the books, grabbing the coffee mugs she recognizes as being her own as well.

[(Anonymous)]

Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants narrows his yellow laser eyes and stands protectively in front of his stolen goods. He was just about to get around to scanning the Pirate book, too.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

[OOC: please to be snagging Anakin's Advanced Negotiations notes (complete with doodles having nothing to do with the subject matter and everything to do with the teacher) and his banthabell. Mwhaha.]

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Anakin was walking past the common room and saw the pink bunny he'd seen Duo tinkering with earlier that day and smiled.

Then he saw his banthabell. And his Advanced Negotiations notes.

He stopped smiling.

"Okay, fluffball, give those back."

[(Anonymous)]

Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants looks at the new arrival and recognizes him as A-beta, ally of D-prime and H-prime. Ignoring the "fluffball", he gives A-beta a cheerful turn of the head, and opens his arms asking for a hug.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

((A set of love letters from Alanna's room. If you guys are still around))

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Alanna walked into the common room, if not chearful, at least normal. She glanced over at the pink thing and it's stack of things and headed to her room. And then did a double-take. That was deffinetly Jon's handwriting on those letter. She gulped and headed over.

"Pink thing? Can I have those back? Now?"

[(Anonymous)]

Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants acknowledges the newcomer, and stands protectively in front of his stolen goods.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

_{[ooc: If you feel like risking bunny homicide, you can have him swipe these (http://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod6200013&parentId=cat100007&cm_ven=Performics&cm_cat=Shopping%2Ecom&cm_ite=DDI%20Link) and a pair of silver earrings that belonged to Parker's mom.]}

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

[OOC: We're trying not to get the bunny killed. Is there something less death-worthy he can take? ^-^;;]</small

[phases-of-kitty.livejournal.com]

"Has anyone seen my -" Kitty notices the pink bunny. "I guess you went with 'instrument of destruction' after all, Hamlet?" She looks around for him.

[(Anonymous)]

Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants looks at the new arrival. She is asking for H-prime, but H-prime is in a discussion with the girl who wanted the pirate book. Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants waves instead. He has been built with a (badly designed) butler circuit, and hope to keep the girl's attention until H-prime is free.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker comes back from watching "Lady and the Tramp", out of sorts, and still craving a cigarette. She stops dead when she sees the bunny with the stash of stuff. And the very familiar buzzing.

"Hey! That's mine!"

[(Anonymous)]

Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants considers. He begs to differ; the stolen goods are now his. They are his, precious, he took them.

[phases-of-kitty.livejournal.com]

"Hey!" Kitty says, storming over to the pile of pilfered items. "Those are my shoes!"

[(Anonymous)]

Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants notices the girl coming towards him and flings his arms wide open to block her. Having already lost one pair of lady-impressing boots tonight, he is unwilling to let go of his other pair of shoes.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

[If anyone's still here Jack has some steal-worthy things. A picture of Mary Steenburgen, anything having to do with The Simpsons, his NKotB sheets... pretty much anything random and potentially embarassing is good.]

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Do you have any specifics, or just the Steenburgen picture and NKotB sheets? I don't think we've seen a whole lot of Stargate.]

[soniabelmont.livejournal.com]

[Sonia left a textbook full of rather important notes and an antique cross necklace on her desk this morning. She only takes the cross off to shower, as it's a family heirloom. Needless to say, it would be rather devastating if either of these should happen to go missing for whatever reason.

Just saying.]

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Stolen! Please do not actually kill the bunny, because we like hims and have other schemes to play out. You're the last person we'll get to tonight because half of Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants has gone to bed.]

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Jack comes storming into the common room hoping to find Kawalsky. He knows that bastard stole his things, he just not sure what he did this time.

"Where's Kawalsky? I know that freak--" Jack notices his sheets and picture in a pile of random objects. "Who took 'em?" Jack doesn't appear to be very happy at the moment.

[(Anonymous)]

Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants looks at the new arrival in the room. He wonders what the boy is looking for.