"More Banthabell, Padawan"--Get Yer Copy Here!

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Barbossa set up a table just outside of the dorms, then flopped into the folding chair.

The CD player next to him was playing the galaxy's most sullen version of "Little Bunny Foo Foo". The table in front of him was covered in CDs:

.

A hand-written sign noted that the CDs were for sale for the "Most reasonable $5 or a bottle o' rum."

Barbossa smiled and waited for the money to start rolling in.

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker slowed down on her way off-campus, and grinned evilly. "Oh, my. Five dollars? You got it."

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa slid a CD across the table to Parker. "Been a pleasure doin' business with ye."

[swerval_zero]

*wordlessly slides five dollars across the table*

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa grinned and took the money, sliding a CD back equally silently.

The song caught his attention again. "This be me favorite part," he said, turning up Anakin's monotone about the Good Fairy. "God, but I be lovin' this school."

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Tick walked up to Barbossa's table. "Ah, a student entrepreneur. I'll take one, young salesman!"

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa pulled a CD off of the pile. "That'll be five dollars, if ye please. Or a bottle o' rum." He looked at the Tick. "May I be sayin' how much I do be enjoyin' yer fine sense o' style? I be in Fashion class meself, but I be not sure that I could pull of yer look with such aplomb."

[harried-potter.livejournal.com]

"I'd take one as well. A singing padawan you say? It's a shame i wasn't there to hear him live. Say Barbossa, will he be giving concerts, too?" *grin*

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"I missed the live performance as well, but we at the radio be havin' our ways of gettin' things." Barbossa grinned and slid a copy of the CD across the table to Harry. "I'm sure he'd be amenable to requests, too. I hear he be doin' a mighty fine version of 'Freebird.' Ye might want to leave him a message about it or somethin.' That'll be five dollars or a bottle o' rum, if ye please."

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

Faith sees the pile of cds, and immediately starts to giggle. Pulling five bucks out of her pocket, she puts it on the table and grins. "I'll definitely take one, B. Does the new singing sensation know about this?"

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa smiled. "Here ye go, lovely Faith." He shrugged. "Our latest singin' sensation hasn't been seen at the booth yet, but his window be right thar." He pointed up. "So he probably knows." He laughed. "Gotta be lovin' the weapons ban right now, Faith."

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

In his fourth floor dorm room, Anakin heard the sounds of "Little Bunny Foo Foo." He looked down and saw a crowd of students around a table where the Pirate was selling copies of Anakin's latest humiliation.

He wondered if crying would be an appropriate reaction. Or "I didn't see him down there when I levitated my desk out the window and dropped it" an acceptable excuse.

He finally decided on brooding. It had never failed him before.

And added Barbossa to a mental list of beings who would be sorry they had gotten on the wrong side of Anakin Skywalker.

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[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

::giggles, and puts ten dollars in front of Barbossa::

I'll take two.

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa took two CDs off of the shrinking pile on the table. "Here ye go. Now don't be usin' yer extra copy fer any form of mischief unless I be gettin' a cut o' the proceeds, all right?" He looked at Cally. "Not that ye'd be the sort to be doin' anything wrong, o' course."

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

Archie slides a flask of rum across the table at Barbossa with a grin.

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"Now thar be a man who be knowin' a good trade when he sees one," Barbossa replied, sliding a CD back across the table.

"I be gettin' yer message at the station about gettin' back onto the water, too. I be thinkin' it be a fine idea."

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

(([laughs so fucking hard]))

(([mournfully]))

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Alanna read the sign, grinned, and headed up to her room. She returned a few minutes later with a bottle of rum. "One CD plesae."

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa smiled at the bottle, then at Alanna. He pulled a CD off the pile and handed it to her. "Enjoy the musical stylin's of the Jedi," he said. "Tell yer friends. Pass it along t'folks in yer home dimension."

[marieann-d.livejournal.com]

Rogue walks by the table on her way back from not-Mass. She gleefully digs out a $5 bill and lays it on the table. "So, is he any good?"

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Barbossa grinned. "Let's just say that his first career choice should not be folk singin'." He handed her a CD. "But it be damned entertainin' all the same."

He smirked. "I'd feel bad about this but I've been makin' money all afternoon. So I don't."

[fates_jaye]

Jaye walks up to the table. "Hey, I didn't know Blond Jedi Boy Anakin sings," she says, and gets $5 from her pocket.

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"Not very well," Barbossa replied, pulling a CD off the stack. "But he's got a mighty fine way with the banthabell."

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Out walking off her emo, Beka heard something that sounded like a cross between a strangled cat and a really unhappy Anakin singing what might be the most ridiculous song ever and headed towards the source. When she saw Barbarossa's stack of CDs, she grinned broadly, but quickly stifled the grin and put on a fierce frown.

"That. Is so wrong. I can't believe you would do that to Anakin. Way to go. Totally crafty. He's so...dignified. Especially when he's drunk and half-naked. This is just brilliant mean." Then she winked.

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa put on the fakest look of repetence ever seen. "I know. I can hardly stand meself." He slid one across the table to her. "But the massive amounts of money I be makin' off of his artistry be makin' it a bit easier." He lowered his voice. "That'll be five dollars, if ye please."

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Elizabeth laughs when she sees the table, and digs in her pocket for a crumpled five dollar bill.

"This, I have to take one. It's a shame the yearbook's not multi-media really!"

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa stopped pulling CDs out from the cardboard box under the table and grinned. "It's quite the feast fer the ears, isn't it?"

He handed Elizabeth a copy.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Paige walks up to the school having heard rumours about the CD in town, she doesn't know who Padawan was but it was pretty clear she had to get a copy.

"Erm I'll take two copies please, just in case I lose one you know?"

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Barbossa nodded. "Indeed, ye'd hate to be losin' such a fine quality of musical stylin' as this is." He leaned over and turned the CD player up. "Just listen to the artistry." He snorted. "Or somethin'."

He reached for two CDs. "That'll be ten dollars, if ye please."

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Kawalsky slid Barbossa five dollars. "Best five dollars I've spent since I got here. Want a Tick-Pop?" He offered a Tick-blue colored lollipop.

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"A Tick-Pop? I'd be lovin' one." Barbossa took the lollipop and replaced it with a CD. "Ye be enjoyin' the fantastic music now!" He snickered. "Which be not on that CD, mind ye."

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

*Walks up to the desk, an almost cheerful smirk on his face. Almost.*

I'd like a copy of this marvellous rendition for posterity. And I suppose that the pair who created the rabbit and engineered this banthabell situation in the first place will be getting a share in the profits as well, hmm?

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa slid a copy of the CD across the table to Hamlet. "Fer the creators of such marvelous mayhem, ye be gettin' a free copy, o' course." He grinned. "As fer a cut of me profits, we be havin' to negotiate."

[medusae-x.livejournal.com]

Duce looks over the cd's and bursts out laughing. Whipping out her wallet, she forks over cash, "We so totally need one.."

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa grinned and slid a CD from the dwindling pile across the table towards her. "I be happy t'assist with that. Be sure t'be playin' it loudly 'n often."

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Jack knows he shouldn't but...

"I'll take three."

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa grinned and slid them across the table. "These be mighty popular today. I be havin' no idea how popular banthabell music be on this campus. That'll be fifteen dollars, if ye please. Or a bottle of really good rum."

He put his hands behind his head. "Mizz Elizabeth be tellin' me ye have some mighty fine footage of Professor Jackson makin' an ass of himself yesterday that ye might be willin' to copy fer the radio archives."

[not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com]

*ooc: Anya is glad to have been out of town and not listening to songs about bunnies.